Wetlook, Messy & Splosh session FAQ's
Q: How much does a private messy session cost?
A:They now start from just £80! I have a vast range of options to suit all budgets from £80 to £2000. The most common price point booked is probably £250/£300. You can now get session vouchers to pay in part or in full here (from £5)
Q: Where are you based and what is your nearest train station?
A: In between Ludlow and Kidderminster, in beautiful countryside and privacy
Q: Tell me about the gunge tank and gunge tank sessions?
A: Well, it's amazing! It holds about 100l of gunge and can be used as a quickie session, or as part of a longer 'normal' private session. The gunge is collected underneath and can be re-used. If you have been for sessions before I owned a gunge tank, pricing to include the gunge tank in a session is slightly different, so please contact me for more information.
Q: What is included in a private messy session with yourself?
A: Everything! You just need to bring yourself, and a towel. I do all the prep and clean up, provide my own outfits and provide the messy gunge/goo/pies etc - unless you book one of the budget micro sessions options where you bring your own gunge and do the prep and clean up yourself. See the full session info PDF above for details
Q: Am I allowed to touch you during the session?
A: Yes! Touch is fine within reason, and makes things more relaxed in a cheeky way
Q: Do you offer sexual services?
A: No - I don't judge those who do, but I am in a very happy relationship and would not engage in anything sexual
Q: Can you get me messy as well?
A: Oh yes, definitely!
Q: Can I just get you messy and I stay clean?
A: Yes of course, it's all up to you
Q: Can I bring you an outfit?
A: Yes if you like, that is no problem. I will supply what I can wherever possible though and within reason
Q: Can you wash and keep my outfit for me?
A: Yep! All part of the service.
Q: Is nudity allowed?
A: Yes, and fabulous it is too.
Q: Is nudity essential?
A: Nope! I also do many sessions where the clothes remain firmly on and filled... and even on during a shower at the end sometimes!
Q: Do you do wetlook sessions too?
A: I certainly do, I love wetlook as well.
Q: What if I get an erection during my session?
A: I'd be more concerned if you didn't! Don't worry about it at all, this is your time to enjoy and not worry about things like that. It doesn't embarrass or offend me at all.
Q: Can we talk first or do you chuck me right in at the deep end?
A: I always make time for a cuppa and a chat first, please see my feedback and how everyone says how relaxed everything is once you get here.
Q: I'm into receiving domination as well as being into WAM - can you combine the two in a session?
A: Yes absolutely. See the domination tab, Miss Candy is available separately from messy sessions too. In the right situation for the right person, I can also be submissive
Q: I like to cross dress, can I do this in a session?
A: God yes please do - I love it. Dress me up and mess me up sessions are lovely and intimate!
Q: Do you do two girl messy sessions?
A: Yes... they are brilliant!
Q: I'm really nervous. I hope that's OK?
A: It's fine... I truly understand it because I have approached a session provider myself from the viewpoint of customer. I was so nervous... I was a total wreck in fact. So I truly understand how you feel and I have always gone out of my way to make people feel comfortable. Again my feedback reflects this. Please don't worry - you're in the best possible hands.
Q: Will it be just me and you at your place?
A: Yes sessions are always one to one unless it's a two girl splosh session with me and the other girl
Q: Is it discreet and are you discreet?
A: Yes, discretion is of course of the utmost importance to me. I keep this lifestyle to myself and treat the details of my visitors the same. I expect the same in return too of course. I've been providing splosh sessions for eight years now and that wouldn't the case if I were a blabbermouth.
Q: Can you film our wam session or take pics?
A: Yes I certainly can - whatever you are happy with.
Q: I'm gay, can I still visit you?
A: Yes of course you can
Q: Can I bring a partner/friend of the same sex?
A: Yep! Depending what the session is there may be an extra charge for the extra person but yes that is usually fine
Q: Can I bring my girlfriend/wife?
A: Absolutely! The more the merrier!
Q: How did you get into sploshing?
A: I always have been! It's just always been there since childhood. I just always have been messier than my friends, in trouble for being messy, ruining shoes getting stuck in mud on purpose, thinking about being messy, planning things, playing with concoctions, interested in the messy stuff on TV and I was so impressed reading some Tiswas books (I just missed the show a tiny bit too young for it but the books were in the library) I was obsessed with the phantom flan flinger. I attended a Saturday morning show in the audience and when I was over I ran down and tried to fall into the dunk tank full of slime.
Then when I was older it turned um... naughtier. It seemed a natural part of foreplay for me and I kept wanting to take it further to complete coverage rather than just a bit of whipped cream. Supressed it for years while married and making up for it ever since!
I have no idea where the hell it came from or why though, there isn't any one point where I am like 'oh yeah that was the moment' :-/
Q: What's your favourite substance to get messy with?
A: I have a fetish within a fetish for smartprice cake batter mixed thickly... aside from that though, custard and trifle are amazing... and porridge and margarine and mud... not forgetting pies and shaving cream hahaa. Impossible to choose really
Q: Do you realise how damned lucky you are
A: Yes I do...
Q: Is there anything you don't like sploshing with?
A: Not really no... only garlicky things tend to be more of a put off for me. But I've sploshed with just about every substance there is from custard to weetabix to cake mix, mud, paint normal pies, savoury pies, and even added (clean!) dog hair at one point and I love it all. Plus the simplicity of wetlook too and how brilliant a clothed bath or shower is.