Wetlook, Messy & Splosh session FAQ's
Update 6th July 2019 - Not currently accepting session bookings. Fully booked to the end of August, and I will be having surgery in September, the recovery from this will lead into my winter shutdown - so I expect to be taking bookings again from March 2020
Q: How much does a private messy session cost?
A:The most common price point booked is probably £250/£300 - download the full session guide below for all prices and options
Q: Where are you based and what is your nearest train station?
A: In between Ludlow and Kidderminster, in beautiful countryside and privacy
Q: Tell me about the gunge tank and gunge tank sessions?
A: Well, it's amazing! It holds about 100l of gunge. The gunge is collected underneath and can be re-used infinitely.
Q: What is included in a private messy session with yourself?
A: Everything! You just need to bring yourself, and a towel. I do all the prep and clean up, provide my own outfits and provide the messy gunge/goo/pies etc
Q: Am I allowed to touch you during the session?
A: This is not really applicable anymore since I no longer get messy in any sessions - I just do the messing up.
Q: Do you offer sexual services?
A: No - I don't judge those who do, but I am in a very happy relationship and would not engage in anything sexual
Q: Can you get me messy as well?
A: I only do the messing up now and don't get messy myself. If you require mutual messing, please see sploshsessions.com for available models
Q: Can I just get you messy and I stay clean?
A: No as I no longer get messy in sessions. If you would like to just mess up a model and stay clean yourself, please see sploshsessions.com for suitable ladies and/or bring a friend/partner
Q: Can I bring you an outfit?
A: Yes if you like, that is no problem. I will supply what I can wherever possible though and within reason
Q: Can you wash and keep my outfit for me?
A: Yep! All part of the service. Please let me know in advance
Q: Is nudity allowed?
A: Yes, and fabulous it is too.
Q: Is nudity essential?
A: Nope! I also do many sessions where the clothes remain firmly on and filled... and even on during a shower at the end sometimes!
Q: Do you do wetlook sessions too?
A: I certainly do, I love wetlook as well.
Q: What if I get an erection during my session?
A: I'd be more concerned if you didn't! Don't worry about it at all, this is your time to enjoy and not worry about things like that. It doesn't embarrass or offend me at all.
Q: Can we talk first or do you chuck me right in at the deep end?
A: I always make time for a cuppa and a chat first, please see my feedback and how everyone says how relaxed everything is once you get here.
Q: I'm into receiving domination as well as being into WAM - can you combine the two in a session?
A: Yes absolutely
Q: I like to cross dress, can I do this in a session?
A: God yes please do - I love it. Dress me up and mess me up sessions are lovely and intimate!
Q: Do you do two girl messy sessions?
A: Yes sometimes if a model is 'touring' and staying here. Or you could hire two models from sploshsessions.com and hire the studio
Q: I'm really nervous. I hope that's OK?
A: It's fine... I truly understand it because I have approached a session provider myself from the viewpoint of customer. I was so nervous... I was a total wreck in fact. So I truly understand how you feel and I have always gone out of my way to make people feel comfortable. Again my feedback reflects this. Please don't worry - you're in the best possible hands.
Q: Will it be just me and you at your place?
A: Yes sessions are always one to one unless it's a two girl splosh session with me and the other girl. My partner is usually in the house but keeps out of the way and is not present in the studio
Q: Is it discreet and are you discreet?
A: Yes, discretion is of course of the utmost importance to me. I keep this lifestyle to myself and treat the details of my visitors the same. I expect the same in return too of course. I've been providing splosh sessions for eleven years now and that wouldn't the case if I were a blabbermouth.
Q: Can you film our wam session or take pics?
A: Yes I certainly can - whatever you are happy with.
Q: I'm gay, can I still visit you?
A: Yes of course you can
Q: Can I bring a partner/friend of the same sex?
Q: Can I bring my girlfriend/wife?
A: Absolutely! The more the merrier!
Q: How did you get into sploshing?
A: I always have been! It's just always been there since childhood. I just always have been messier than my friends, in trouble for being messy, ruining shoes getting stuck in mud on purpose, thinking about being messy, planning things, playing with concoctions, interested in the messy stuff on TV and I was so impressed reading some Tiswas books (I just missed the show a tiny bit too young for it but the books were in the library) I was obsessed with the phantom flan flinger. I attended a Saturday morning show in the audience and when I was over I ran down and tried to fall into the dunk tank full of slime.
Then when I was older it turned um... naughtier. It seemed a natural part of foreplay for me and I kept wanting to take it further to complete coverage rather than just a bit of whipped cream. Supressed it for years while married and making up for it ever since!
I have no idea where the hell it came from or why though, there isn't any one point where I am like 'oh yeah that was the moment' :-/
Q: What's your favourite substance to get messy with?
A: I have a fetish within a fetish for smartprice cake batter mixed thickly... aside from that though, custard and trifle are amazing... and porridge and margarine and mud... not forgetting pies and shaving cream hahaa. Impossible to choose really
Q: Do you realise how damned lucky you are
A: Yes I do...
Q: Is there anything you don't like sploshing with?
A: Not really no... only garlicky things tend to be more of a put off for me. But I've sploshed with just about every substance there is from custard to weetabix to cake mix, mud, paint normal pies, savoury pies, and even added (clean!) dog hair at one point and I love it all. Plus the simplicity of wetlook too and how brilliant a clothed bath or shower is.