Just a selection of testimonials from people who have had messy or wetlook splosh sessions with me...
"Today I had my first messy private session and it was with Candy Custard.
She is a lovely person, gorgeous, sexy and a fabulous submissive for the role play we enacted. If you've been thinking of having a session with her then I say do it. I've been thinking of trying sessions for many years now and it was superb, better than I expected it to be and an experience I intend repeating when my bank balance allows. Communications before the meeting were clear and friendly. I got exactly what I asked for and Candy did everything possible to make the experience exactly what I wanted.
Thanks for a superb time Candy, you are fabulous xx"
"Just a quick email to say thanks for Wednesday. Had a fantastic time, well worth the 6 hour round trip and the £££. I'd forgotten how good the feeling of sploshing was.
I will definitely be booking again in the summer
Great to meet you. Keep up the excellent work and can't wait to do it all again!"
"My review is that before booking, Candy was amazing and helpful, and very understanding about my niche fetishes. I didn't feel weird at all. Then on the day, my mind was blown. It was everything I wanted and more. Then afterwards - I've never felt so happy and at peace. This is renewed every time I look at our extensive collection of session photos. Sadly a once in a lifetime thing for me. Thank you Candy"
"You did an amazing job I thank you so much candy xxx"
"I have been to see Candy for messy session a minimum of every six weeks since she started offering sessions eight years ago. There is no one else for me and I consider her a great friend too now. Amazingly after all this time she can still come up with something new for me. You won't ever regret it"
"I am fortunate to have enjoyed some fun WAM sessions over the years but nothing quite prepared me for Candy's huge mud pool and her 'Extra Large' splosh session! It was honestly the best time I have had getting messy. Candy is warm, friendly and welcoming and puts you at your ease immediately. When you see how deep the mud is and how many messy ingredients await you, it's easy to see that Candy also takes preparation for the session seriously. She must have been a (girl) scout! The sticky icing on a huge pie came in the form of my beautiful friend and all-round WAM goddess, Maria, aka MyPieRogative who was the guest of honour at Custard Towers. See more about #mariafest on UMD and Twitter. You have been warned!!"
'Being into mess is something that had always been with me since childhood. Tiswas was my Saturday morning TV of choice. I didn't mind getting hit with a foam pie as a forfeit at a family party. My dad's can of shaving cream mysteriously seemed to get used more quickly than expected. I once even dug out and built a "muddy swamp" at the bottom of the garden! But until now, I'd only really indulged in a little bit of bathroom self-WAM and occasional bits of custardy or creamy foreplay.
Before I asked Candy for a sploshing session I thought hard about what I was doing it for. Was this to be "kill or cure"? Or full on acceptance of the fetish that's been with me since long before I even realised there were such things as fetishes. I read her blog post exactly about this - it could only be acceptance, nothing else.
I was initially so anxious about approaching an experienced splosher for a session, but reading what Candy had written, and that like me WAM had been with her for as long as she can remember, helped me make my mind up and go for it.
On the day itself, driving to Custard Central, random thoughts entered my mind such as "Will there be enough Gunge?" What was I thinking? Of course there was enough gunge! Served up with pies, custard and large dollops of friendliness from the lovely Candy. Now it's just a case of finding a slot for round two!'
"Nothing could have prepared me for the sheer effort that went into preparing my session. No one works harder and the results are astounding - I've had many splosh sessions over the years but this was the best"
"Wow, a mind blowing day. Candy is amazing, dedicated to her mess, knows WAM inside out and puts you at ease very quickly. This combination made the best splosh session I've ever had. Already booked again for next month, I can't wait. Highly, highly recommended"
"Many thanks for today's session - the quality and the quantity of the mess was phenomenal (and goodness knows how the amount you charged me could possibly cover both materials and reflect the time and effort you spent preparing and cleaning up). The gunge was exactly as I wanted it, and I was amazed how messy I was after round 2, which was far better than I could possibly have imagined"
"I have just got back from a fantastic experience at the hands of Candy and if you are considering a sploshing session you need to book straight away. As a sploshing cross-dresser I was initially nervous discussing ideas but Candy listened to what I wanted my session to be and soon put my mind at ease. The session more than lived up to my hopes. There was as much giggling as there was messy splosh substances and I got the lot; pies of all types, buckets of slop and an amazing gunging in the superb gunge tank. My bridal outfit didn't survive to see another session but I will certainly be returning for another visit."
"Just to repeat my thanks for a brilliant and enjoyable messy splosh session this evening. It was everything I'd hoped for - and more.
I'm sure I will in touch in the not too distant future to arrange another session.
"I really enjoyed yesterday - In fact it fact I'd say it is one of the best WAM experiences I've ever had! Thank you for seeing it through and doing such a good job taking care of the little details"
"to truly experience what Candy has to offer you really do need to visit her Wam Palace. I dropped by a couple of weeks ago and had an amazing time. The two of us hardly stopped giggling the whole session! If you have thought about visiting Candy but have bottled out; delay no longer. It is fantastic fun and to be highly recommended"
" I can't believe I did not do this sooner. Anyone hesitating over a splosh session with Candy don't wait any longer just go for it you will be so glad you did. I had an amazing time and will be back very soon Thanks Candy"
"I have finally viewed the custom you recently did for me, and what can I say it fulfilled my expectations totally, following my scenario almost to the letter, I would certainly use your talents again!"
"I did my first messy session ever with someone. I Did it with Cupcake
I was nervous to start with but Candy and Cupcake put me at ease. I was meet with big warm hugs from Candy and Cupcake. Then we chatted and I was feeling good not nervous.
Then it was time to get messy. Wow everything laid out in the room ready to get messy.
Cupcake was so much fun. We got on really well. She is so sweet I did not want it to end. We both got messy and rubbing the mess in. it was really good. I wish I did this earlier. I will be going back for more I cant wait to see Cupcake again and get messy"
"After too long thinking about it I finally plucked up courage and booked a session with Candy. What an experience, obviously nervous despite my normally outgoing persona the lovely lady made me feel instantly at home, we chatted for a little while before retiring to the 'play' room and what fun it was. Every messy want was fulfilled and Candy has a very infectious, mischievous giggle that keeps you at ease throughout. The whole process is really easy and straightforward, I would encourage anyone harboring similar reservations to literally dive in and book. Candy is very welcoming and extremely well versed in making the splosh session exactly what you want. I cannot speak highly enough of the fun I had and what a lovely person Candy is"
"I thoroughly enjoyed myself and I thought the session was brilliant. It didn't feel like a session - it just felt like two individuals with a shared fantasy having a great time together. So I really, really enjoyed it!"
"You're the reason I have a wam fetish, the first person I ever watched covering them self with sticky mess. You're why I've poured custard over every girl I've ever slept with. I'd just like to thank you for and say how beautiful you are"
"fantastic debut session with Candy, extremely accommodating and wonderfully creative with gungings and interactivity, also a great helping hand in the following clean ups involved. Great experience highly recommended to all sploshers, whether you like it sweet, sour or all kinds"
"I've had a few sessions before elsewhere, but thought I'd visit Candy this time. I gave Candy some small details, a few things I wanted to experience, a request for silliness and she was to select my outfit. This of course lead to a fair amount of discussion on aspects of the session, timings, substances etc and Candy managed to live practically nothing away on the surprises. On the day, Candy's Custard Castle was easy to get to from the station [even if Google maps renamed some roads and directed me through a shop...] and for those wondering, she's within easy rail travel from London, Birmingham/Peterborough/Sheffield with one change of train, and fairly easy from further away. From arrival to leaving it was a relaxed time, The session ticked all the boxes, the outfit was daft, the mess was sweet and silliness ruled! We played for what felt like 15 mins, but was getting on for two hours! A really enjoyable session, good value too. I recommend a visit for some messy fun, and as always the best bit is - you don't have any cleaning to do afterwards!"
"Thank you so so much for the best 2 hours of my life. Really enjoyed that and there was nothing to be worried about at all. You are beautiful and fun to be around and mess. You are involved all the way through even in the shower! I'm hooked & I'm working out when can come over again and have a good messy play. thanks again babes look forward to next time"
"Allow me to add my encouragement that you pm Candy about a splosh session. Having had a fantastic time at Candy Towers last week let me strongly urge you to try a session yourself. For the shy and reluctant amongst you, Candy is very friendly and excellent at putting you at ease..... and sploshing the hell out of you of course!"
"Just a warning for anyone about to go shopping; don't go looking for any custard, porridge, black treacle or anything because myself and Candy used it all up today! Seriously though, a fantastic sploshing session, amazing!"
"Had my first ever messy session with Candy yesterday. First of all Candy was helpful during the booking process, answering any questions I had and making everything very clear. When I arrived at Candy was very friendly, immediately putting me at ease, when the session started I was blown away by how Candy threw herself into the session. It was exactly what I asked for and more, Gunge, cake and whipped cream all catered for. Fantastic! If anyone ever wants to have a fantastic session with an amazing woman, Candy is the one for you!"
"Well today was my big day, my first session with the very lovely Candy. I arrived nervous but also very excited.
Candy is such a lovely warm person, we started with a nice cuppa and a chat. In no time I was relaxed, she has a lovely voice, I was now at ease and ready to have some fun. Wow we did just that, she soon had me pouring custard not to mention lots of other gooey stuff, for 2 hours I was top of the world and having lots of fun, why did it have to end..ha. We had a ball and i will be going again to see the lovely Candy. she is a fantastic lady, we got very messy but I left squeeky clean after a lovely shower with lots of shower gel, what a lush ending to my first session. If your thinking of having a Candy session... don't think...just do it. You will leave HAPPY Thanks Candy xxx"
"Just had my first splosh session with Candy amazing just loved filling her top and panties with porridge, oil, treacle,and of course custard, even better was her filling mine, will be back :D "
"Thanks for an awesome pieing today, you're an amazing wammer, WOTD well deserved!!"
"Cuddly pussy cat that as well as loves her custard to death is a minx with other lovely gungy stuff :).
She is a also a fun and very down to earth person. I can vouch from my infamous past sessions with her that it is definitely worth it guys and you won't regret it"
"Enjoyed a great session with Candy over the summer and have another booked soon (but not soon enough)"
"A huge thanks to you Candy... what a day :D For those who have not met Candy she is such a nice person... Big KISS babe XXX"
"I saw Candy last week for a messy session and......
What a great lady to be with!! We had been swapping mails for a week before with me asking questions of her and she kindly replied to them all. It was a wonderful session with her and I would really like to see her again only trouble is I am in Dorset and she is in the Midlands but I am now hooked on Candy and I will be seeing a counsellor but don't think it will help me...
If you want a very nice messy session then Candy is your girl!!"
"Hi everybody, I was fortunate enough to have my first wam splosh session with Candy last week. I had been thinking about booking one for ages - and finally plucked up the courage to do it. Candy was fantastic and made me feel so much at ease with the whole session - as well as really throwing herself into it. To quote her 'once the first bit of gunge lands on you - you'll forget all about your nerves' - and she was right! I'd thoroughly recommend it to anybody - please give it a go! Candy is fantastic, stunning, massively friendly, and just a joy to be around!"
"I have recently had the pleasure of a visit to Candy''s Wam Palace and I must say I don't know why it took me so long to do it. My first ever real sploshing. If you are considering a visit then what is stopping you? I was very nervous and deleted my first three attempts at contacting her, but I am so glad I did eventually pluck up to send a request, my fantasy of 15 years has now been realised and oh what fun it was. Candy was fantastic. The memory of first seeing her as she opened the door with a huge welcoming grin will live with me for a while, as will the excited giggling as I handed her a big box of eggs! Seriously, get in touch and book a session, you have nothing to lose and everything to gain. And if you think she look good in the photos, just wait until you meet her for real. She is gorgeous, very friendly and really puts you at ease,great coffee too!"