Hi - thanks for the response to this but it seems too many people can't make the 14th and are asking me to choose a new date so I'm gonna go back to the drawing board and perhaps do a gunge day in the new year instead... I will post obviously on umd and my twitter when I've chosen the best date x
Update 6th July 2019 - Not currently accepting session bookings. I expect to be taking bookings again from March 2020
Thank you for your patience and I'll see you all again soon
Candygirls, Candyguys and Wamstructions downloads will continue on their weekly and monthly schedules as they have all already been filmed ;-)
It certainly seems to be! A world first in that, I can't find anywhere a video to download of successful sex in an overhead style gunge tank. Still willing to be corrected though so if anyone knows different please let me know
This was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen in my life!
Hop on over here to the link below see the pics and trailer!
Yessss! here it is, my exciting little side project here at last. This was the most fun I've had in my life, but also the most worry, the most prep, the most expensive for sure too. I hope I'll have your support with this and be able to do it again in future. Cleo Summers and Luke Hardy were absolutely amazing!
Find Cleo on twitter at @cleosummersxxx and Luke at @hardyxxxl
Cleo put an interview with herself of what she thought of her first ever time messy on her twitter somewhere, well worth a look (clue - she loved it!)
See below for details and/or to buy
PS something seems to have broken the pics on this post but you can view the free pics plus trailer here
The Messy Hotel
"Real couple get messy and fuck plus much more... The Messy Hotel!"
Gorgeous fit and hot Cleo Summers and her bf Luke Hardy visit my messy hotel and get down and dirty with pies, custard, cake batter and much more! Cleo is wearing a pristine white dress and white heels and Luke sits her down for her messing, her first-ever time messy, popping her splosh cherry! Immediately going straight in with a pie to the face, just like that the wam virginity is taken. This scene follows on from the prequel where Cleo trashes Luke (also available on my store released today) so Luke is already messy as he dishes out revenge to beautiful Cleo.
Luke proceeds to cover Cleo in cake batter, pies, cake, marshmallow fluff, syrup, chocolate, lemon mousse, whipped cream and more! He drops cake batter over her head and down her dress, leaving the bowl on her head in a masterful move of domination. He pours custard over her white high heeled shoes and then removes them and puts one foot into a tub of marshmallow fluff and the other into a tub of lemon mousse. He rubs cherry pie filling on her pussy and sprays squirty cream all over her. he rubs cream into her face and squirts chocolate sauce at her. Cleo's dress gets absolutely ruined!
Both completely messy, the gorgeous couple strip each other off and decide to have some sexy time. They kiss and make up, run hands over each others naked bodies and Cleo covers Luke's dick with cream and begins to give him a nice long messy blowjob. Luke decides to return the favour, licking cream off Cleo's pussy and making her moan with delight. Cleo then straddles Luke, sitting on his hard cock and they fuck on the chair, stopping sometimes to add a little more mess and cream to each others sensuous slippery bodies. They keep going til Cleo reaches orgasm and then switch to sex from behind, showing off Cleo's amazing ass and delivering more cream along with the pleasure. Once Cleo is satisfied again, she sits on an absolutely huge whipped cream pie on the chair and sits with her legs open rubbing cream into her pussy while she gives Luke another blow job and hand job. Luke cums on her face and in her mouth. Cleo licks cum off his cock and then Luke drizzles more custard over her head and then splats a final pie to her face!
The mucky pair then decide they are definitely going to return to the messy hotel! Such a hot scene, I couldn't believe my eyes while filming and the real connection between this amazing couple really shows. Cleo absolutely adored her first time messy and you can check out behind the scenes interview with her over on her twitter. Treat yourself to this scene, you won't regret it, it's orgasmic and mindblowing!
Hi all - thank you all so much for your nominations and votes in the Messtival awards 2019. Penny and her team did an amazing job organising it! I won three awards and made a full post about it on UMD here
You may notice on that post I have apologised for being behind on emails etc, and I still am
Every now and then I am confronted with a mammoth task that leaves me kind of overwhelmed and flailing around a bit getting nowhere fast. Well I've been busy changing my session details and studio hire details to-
1) better reflect things that over the past year I've found out work and don't work with this new studio,
2) reflect what I enjoy the most
3) try to incorporate the best ways to hire other models for your session etc
4) reflect the amount of prep, lifting and cleaning work manageable in one day for me (SI joint injury can be very limiting)
It means rethinking and reworking a lot of things and I'm nearly there. Thank you all for your patience. Many people have made enquiries and I've been unable to properly answer not knowing if part of my answer may be changing when I get to edit that section in the details
So my apologies again, if you've emailed in the last 3 months or so and not had any kind of sensible reply then I will get to you soon as I can. I think I'm nearly done and hope to be sending out and uploading new details around 3rd or 4th April 2019
Voting is now open for your fave performers and producers in the
messtival awards! Vote via the polls HERE
(If you're not sure what messtival is, see my previous blog post on 9th March)
If you're a floating voter, please could I draw your attention to my film MESSY THREESOME starring Honour may, Axa Jay and Louise Lee? It's doing rather well in the polls and I'd be stoked if you chose to cast your vote that way in the best adult film category. I'm delighted it was nominated so thank you all very much! You can see a trailer for it for a limited time here https://www.candycustard.com/videos.html
I would of course also be delighted to receive any votes in the other categories. Thanks again everyone x
I am nominated in:
Ray of sunshine/community award https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-ray-of-sunshine-community-award
Best female performer https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-female-performer-of-the-year
Best BBW performer https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-bbw-performer-of-the-year
and my film is nominated here in best adult film https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-best-adult-film-of-the-year
my top Candyguy Ed Raw is nominated for best male! https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-male-performer-of-the-year
and I am insanely honoured to have been nominated also in best producer/store category https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-storeproducer-of-the-year
for best non adult wam film, I voted for Maria and Honeysuckle dress filling fun https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-best-non-adult-film-of-the-year
My choice for BEST NEWCOMER is Amy Wynters!
The winner of this category wins a day of studio time at my place and I'll also be presenting the award! Vote for your choice here https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-newcomer-of-the-year
EDIT TO ADD!! OMG! More categories added!
One of my films is nominated for best comedy wam film - The Rubbish British Bake Off - if that one floats your boat then please do cast your vote here https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-best-comedy-film-of-the-year
this keeps getting better.. also nominated in best F/F film https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-best-ff-film-of-the-year
and my Candyguys film dressed in deep is nominated here https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-best-mm-film-of-the-year
AND Candy's Next Top Wam Model is nominated for best group film https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-best-group-film-of-the-year
Holy shit! So many nominations! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH I am completely overwhelmed and delighted that my work whether it features me or not is being enjoyed. Thanks for thinking of me!
The fantastic Penny Banks has organised the worlds first WAM film festival, and it's happening next week. I can even give you a discount on your tickets, use code CANDY10 for 10% off!
Penny says: "Film festivals. It seems like every genre has one, doesn't it? Kinky porn, horror, romance, cult, musicals....but nothing for WAM?
Well, we're changing that.
Welcome to Messtival: The world's first sploshing film festival & awards ceremony, from 16-17th March 2019 in London, UK sponsored by UMD
On Sunday 17th March 2019, we're taking over an independent cinema in London from 12pm - 4pm for a huge screening of messy movies!
That's right - I've booked a gorgeous independent cinema situated in the heart of London, just for us to watch our own films on, because I'm extra as fuck. As well as this, we'll be organising a special edition of Pies and Pints so we can all hang out, socialise & network!
Oh, and one final thing....
The MESSTIVAL AWARDS will be held during the intermission with the nominations and winners voted for by you. There'll be some great prizes for award winners up for grabs too!
Our plan so far:
Evening: A special edition of Pies and Pints! We'll find a bigger Spoons for this one compared to the normal one!
Sunday 17/03/19: 12pm - doors open at the cinema ready for screening!
12:30pm 15:30pm screenings & MESSTIVAL AWARDS CEREMONY!"
So please come along and hang out with some brilliant people, lots of other fans, producers, models and performers. male wam is included, something for everyone!
use code CANDY10 for 10% off your tickets! really hope to see you all there. I made a little video for your viewing pleasure.. I realise this video is more female centered but there will be something for everyone!
Hello all you wonderful people
I have recently come to a decision that has been very difficult to make - and that is, from February 2019 I will no longer be getting messy in private sessions.
I WILL still be offering sessions!... but only the kind where I mess a person up and I stay clean
Only two years into regular sessions I began to have problems with my eyes - with makeup running into them regularly along with god knows how much syrup, custard etc I became allergic to eye makeup and always have a fight on my hands to stop the onset of allergic conjunctivitis. Sexy eh?
That I could just about handle... and have done all this time, but the clincher has been an unforseen and unexpected result of wamming 2 or 3 times a week (or more!) for over ten years.
Hair loss. The weight of all that goo over my head literally rips my hair out. When hair is repeatedly ripped out, the follicles eventually give up. As a result I have thin, sparse hair with balding patches that may never recover.
I love wam, need wam - I love thick heavy substances over my head. But I love my hair more and it's been very depressing to see it dwindle away. I really don't want to be bald AND unable to wear makeup I enjoy my femininity and need to preserve some of it!
I recently had no studio for over a year and in that time saw some recovery in my hair but sadly with just two months back in the saddle, it's back to square one!
I knew this day was coming (didn't expect it to soon though!) and so I created and I'm paying for https://sploshsessions.com where I have been adding all splosh session providers that I know of and that are recommended to me with free adverts (it is also free to view/use etc)
It is worldwide with some providers in USA and Australia as well as the UK so far. I want people to be easily able to find session providers near to them, and/or to come and have fun at my studio with. So there are plenty out there who you can still mess up
So if you would like to get a model or your gf/bf/partner/friend messy, your continued support would be appreciated by hiring my studio
or if you don't hire my studio, you can help out by recommending session providers to me to appear on the site as I know there are still many more out there
If you would just liked to be messed up, with or without domination I can arrange that no problemo in the usual Candy style of huge amounts, or in my new (almost infinite) gunge tank
... but as for me getting messy anymore... nope (well... only now and then in private with my lovely henners )
anyone already booked in up to February can still get me messy if that's what has been arranged. I can accept maybe one or two more bookings for February so if you've wanted to one day come and mess me up, you better get booked in sharpish!
Any tips on models/dommes who provide messy sessions please email me on [email protected]gmail.com
ditto the above email for any bookings or questions
oh and as for videoing myself/downloads... maybe just once or twice a year, I will see how the hair recovery goes!
Thanks as always for the incredible support with my sessions, studio and downloads
October, November, December and half of January are now fully booked for sessions, apart from one or two slots for duo sessions with @PennyBanksWAM in early December -
Penny will have some sessions available solo too at my place.
Inquire to me for duos, and to Penny for solos
Thank you all for the fantastic response to my new studio!
wamstructions - messy wam along videos with timed screens to allow you to complete each messy instruction are now available on a umd store. You can still follow the old link, https://wamstructions.com
Sorry about this! Due to some hosting issues, wamstructions.com is down. I am finding a way to resolve it and will be back asap! x
I am delighted to be able to finally announce that the new studio is finally finished, fully tested and OPEN for sessions and/or hire!
Wow... it's been a LONG road getting here. Thank you so much to everyone for your patience and support, it means the world.
Updated session info is now available to download
Pics and video of the new studio space and all facilities will be available soon
Please note sessions can now be booked, but due to the waiting list my soonest available dates start from October, so please expect to book 8 - 10 weeks in advance
I am doing a lot of filming in September and my umd download stores will begin to have new content from mid September
Hello all another studio update for you
Probably about 98% done now, few little things for the builder to finish (bit of tiling, bit of extra sealant of the floor)
I still can't put definite dates on things as I need to sort out storage, what I'm keeping in there and where etc and some other brain twisting stuff but the good news is twofold -
1) that all is nearly there and
2) I have installed a pump system for the gunge tank that will make it much easier to have repeat gungings during sessions
ALL VERY EXCITING!
I am still resisting taking new bookings because I have those few studio related bits and bobs to finish plus a backlog of sessions and studio days for producers that I need to get cleared before having a grand opening and being sure everything is ready for the best possible session experience for everyone
Please rest assured I will be announcing when it is finished and open here, on umd and on my twitter, and I have several people I will be contacting personally too so no-one is going to miss it ;-)
I was hoping that would be looooooooong finished by now but the build didn't even get started til March then there's been a bunch of snow delays and silly other delays. I was told it would be 3 or 4 weeks once work started but we are now in I think the fifth or sixth week since work began. It's being converted from an attached garage into studio with bathroom and wam room, non slip flooring, space for gunge tank and mud pool. all to proper building code with heating and soundproofing as well. Once that is finished it will be so worth it. I am sorry its taking so long !
Done so far is damproofing and leak fixing, gutting, framing, wiring first fix, insulation, drywall and about 50% of the plastering
Still to go as of today (10/04/2018) rest of plastering, installing of new window, bath, shower and loo, radiators, tiling, second fix, decorating, floor levelling and non slip flooring installation. Then I can reassemble the gunge tank and start getting the show back on the road!
As ever I hope it won't be too long now but I have stopped trying to guess after getting it horribly wrong so many times. All in all it's looking like being a summer grand opening, a full year after I hoped thanks to all the delays with moving before we even got to studio delays.
Thank you to everyone for your continued patience x
Gone midnight in the UK so It's #wamwednesday time again!
This weeks random reduction is the spectacular Honour May in 'slimy pvc pleasure'
was $10.97 now $5.97 and I've added a trailer, of course. Preview the naughty slimy action here
See the umd thread here for a few more pics
This fantastic Author Katherine Gates has updated the 2000 edition of her book 'deviant desires'
It originally featured our beloved Bill Shipton but now it is revised and updated. Amazon says "Author Katharine Gates, curator of the year-long exhibition KINK at Museum of Sex, has added a new introduction, plus chapters on Cannibal Play ('Eat Me!'), Suburbs of the Foot Fetish, and more. The expanded book also includes a handy 'kinkmap' - your handy guide to the erotic imagination"
The part about me is pretty bang on for a change (apart from a couple of dates she got wrong but whatever... nowt serious) and it's all in a positive light and it includes other areas of sploshing too including mud, quicksand and wetlook plus the original input from Bill Shipton
Available from amazon here https://amzn.to/2CAri8T
I've included pics of the pics but fuzzied out the text as obviously I don't want to violate any copyright and this author frankly deserves some sales for a fine job well done and thorough, sensitive research
So I hope some of you get yourselves a pressie!
Gosh this rolls around so quickly!
Quick recap for anyone unfamiliar with #wamwedneday - every Wednesday I'm going through all my downloads and choosing one to permanently reduce the price on and add a trailer to. This week to enhance the new release of the accompanying hi res pic set it's 'mud dares 2' starring the delicious Brandi Fox popping her mud cherry and performing all kinds of silly dares in the gloopy creamy clay, starting in her outfit of pvc corset, latex jeans and high heels and stripping to nude
Mud dares 2 was $11.97, now 5:97, and I am also having a 20% off flash sale til tomorrow evening (thurs 13th dec about 11pm uk time) so hurry and get yourself some amazing bargains!
Enjoy the pics on the umd thread here
The trailer is on the download page here:
and the matching pic set only just released is here:
It's #wamwednesday again! Apologies for missing last week, but I think this weeks bargaintastic spectacular more than makes up for that!
This week the random video I have chosen, reduced the price on and added a trailer to is 'Custard Pleasure' starring the totally amazing Honour May, as she ruins her beautiful dress, stockings, undies and shoes and then has some super steamy sexy sloppy fun with her vibrating toy
It was $10.97 (as shown in one of the pics below) but now can be yours for only $5.97
enjoy some pics on the umd thread here and the trailer is on the listing on my store here
It has been brought to my attention that a small group of people on the umd forum have been warning certain members not to disagree with or cross me. I'd just like to categorically state that I fully welcome debate and I have never and will never ask anyone to do this on my behalf. I can and will speak for myself!
To anyone out there doing this - please do not use supposed knowledge of me (such as the above) as an idle icebreaker to talk to someone, or to troll or threaten them. I have asked anyone receiving such messages to report you immediately to moderators.
I have a long memory for trolls and their various modus operandi and will not put up with them, but this applies to trolls only and fakers who are actively causing harm and should not be confused with or applied to regular umd members.
One example of what I mean by causing harm is the person who catfished a poor umd member from Australia, got them to go all the way to USA to meet up and then pretended they had been in a car crash and so couldn't meet up. If you believe any of that for a second I suggest you watch a few episodes of 'catfish' and see what I mean by causing harm and that excuses like that are classic lies. This kind of faking toys with peoples emotions and finances and is not on.
Anyone needing clarification or who has any concerns or information on who is sending these messages please let me know - [email protected]
I have a lot a lot a lot of great content planned and coming for you all this December. There's so much of course, that it all needs a hashtag! So here's what's happening this #DirtyDecember
Here's a handy outline of what to look out for -
Keep an eye out on umd.net and on my twitter to get your mucky mitts on these fantastic releases as soon as they are available. I might be offering the odd discount coupon here and there so make sure you follow @candycustard and subscribe to/follow my umd profile
New release today on my Candygirls umd store... a very hot one with Kacie James, Roxy Mendez and a lot of custard pies! This is also included in my giant black friday sale
50% off across all stores!
https://candy_custard.umd.net for Candygirls (models wam like Kacie and Roxy above)
https://candy.umd.net for bbw & amateur sploshing videos
https://candyguys.umd.net for male wam (also a new scene out on that store today)
Also if anyone fancies a bit of guidance to their self splosh session, or maybe a little mild or even extreme domination with it, new wam-along videos have been launched on https://wamstructions.com
It started off with just complete written instructions including outfit etc but then someone asked if audio could be added - I decided they should be videos.
This means there are timed screens to give you time to complete the action, you can listen and/or watch and wam along. Gunge, foam, sweet, savoury, bit of a mix of both, male clothes options, female or crossdresser, instructions that take all day, quick ones, and everything in between
There are also now USA specific instructions with the things found in supermarkets there and priced in US dollars too!
Appears on your card statement discreetly as 'infoserv'
Lots of new stuff on https://wamstructions.com
also 20% off for black friday & cyber monday with code FUCKYEAH
oh and a free cleaning guide you can download which will be helpful to anyone whether you want some instructions as well or not. Feel free to grab it
Pic is a screengrab from one of the videos with MyPierogative doling out the most extreme WAM humiliation on there & also a screengrab from the new Kacie & Roxy download
It's close enough to #wamwednesday again to post this! Gone 11pm in the UK, close enough!
That means to give you all a treat I again have gone through my store, found a higher priced older download, given it a trailer and mahooooosively reduced the price.
This weeks sexy gungey sale download is the absolute BABE Kaitlyn Grey (now calling herself Kacey Grey on her twitter) in the gungetank, in PVC and thighboots, and then topless
Was $12.99 for ages but can now be yours for a price as stunning as she is.. $4.99!
Enjoy the pics too if you haven't seen them before, ooh and the new trailer...
*resists the urge to say wandom weductions*
I'm still going through my stores reducing prices here and there and making new trailers which obviously doesn't show up as a sale or anything exciting. SO I thought I'd make it a thing - every week I'll reduce the price of something and post to let you know - and obviously on twitter it will be posted with the hashtag #wamwednesday
This week it's 'Maria Dares' was $13.99 now $5.99 and now has a trailer!
included in the pics (on this thread ) somewhere is a screenshot of the higher price. Enjoy the pics (on the umd thread here) if you've not seen them before
A while ago I was sending out tailored wam instructions to folk who wanted them and taking orders personally but it became pretty time consuming so I had to stop. However I loved the idea of people getting messy the way I told them to so I looked for a way to handle it all more efficiently - and click here to see the result - it's a handy little store with some instant digital downloads of gross savoury mess, quick wam dares, sweet mess, crossdressed versions and 'male' clothing versions - includes pdf and word document versions.
Payments show on your card statement as being from 'infoserv'
It's a roaring success so far so I'll add some new options soon - thanks everyone for your support!
Me! Candy Custard :)