This weeks random reduction is the spectacular Honour May in 'slimy pvc pleasure'
was $10.97 now $5.97 and I've added a trailer, of course. Preview the naughty slimy action here
See the umd thread here for a few more pics
Gone midnight in the UK so It's #wamwednesday time again!
This weeks random reduction is the spectacular Honour May in 'slimy pvc pleasure'
was $10.97 now $5.97 and I've added a trailer, of course. Preview the naughty slimy action here
See the umd thread here for a few more pics
This fantastic Author Katherine Gates has updated the 2000 edition of her book 'deviant desires'
It originally featured our beloved Bill Shipton but now it is revised and updated. Amazon says "Author Katharine Gates, curator of the year-long exhibition KINK at Museum of Sex, has added a new introduction, plus chapters on Cannibal Play ('Eat Me!'), Suburbs of the Foot Fetish, and more. The expanded book also includes a handy 'kinkmap' - your handy guide to the erotic imagination"
The part about me is pretty bang on for a change (apart from a couple of dates she got wrong but whatever... nowt serious) and it's all in a positive light and it includes other areas of sploshing too including mud, quicksand and wetlook plus the original input from Bill Shipton
Available from amazon here https://amzn.to/2CAri8T
I've included pics of the pics but fuzzied out the text as obviously I don't want to violate any copyright and this author frankly deserves some sales for a fine job well done and thorough, sensitive research
So I hope some of you get yourselves a pressie!
I have just introduced session vouchers - though they are only for those of you who are in the UK and not in a hurry.
Please read details thoroughly before purchasing!
Choose your amount from £5 and use as part or full payment towards an in person messy session in the UK with Candy Custard. Useful for saving up towards a session or for if you want to use your credit or debit card to pay in full. Appears on your card statement as 'infoserv'
Available as a minimum of £5 and a maximum of £1000 so you pick your amount and just save your transaction number and email me to activate it. Once activated, your voucher is valid for 3 years. I will also be emailed your transaction details and will keep a record in case you lose it in which case you'll need to email me from the email you used on the transaction so I can confirm you are the correct person
For example you could use this to buy one voucher a month towards a session or you could use it to immediately pay in full and/or anything in between
IMPORTANT! READ BEFORE PURCHASING!
Mainland UK only. There is a minimum twelve week period between purchase of a voucher and being able to use it, to ensure that we can find a suitable date as I get booked up very quickly. Do not use this service if you require a session quicker than in 12 weeks time. The only exception being if you ALREADY have a confirmed session date arranged with me with deposit paid, then vouchers may be used as full or part payment. If this is the case please just drop me an email to confirm. Once activated, your voucher is valid for 3 years!
Buy session vouchers here
My full session info PDF file is also included when you buy but you may download this separately at any time here
Gosh this rolls around so quickly!
Quick recap for anyone unfamiliar with #wamwedneday - every Wednesday I'm going through all my downloads and choosing one to permanently reduce the price on and add a trailer to. This week to enhance the new release of the accompanying hi res pic set it's 'mud dares 2' starring the delicious Brandi Fox popping her mud cherry and performing all kinds of silly dares in the gloopy creamy clay, starting in her outfit of pvc corset, latex jeans and high heels and stripping to nude
Mud dares 2 was $11.97, now 5:97, and I am also having a 20% off flash sale til tomorrow evening (thurs 13th dec about 11pm uk time) so hurry and get yourself some amazing bargains!
Enjoy the pics on the umd thread here
The trailer is on the download page here:
and the matching pic set only just released is here:
It's #wamwednesday again! Apologies for missing last week, but I think this weeks bargaintastic spectacular more than makes up for that!
This week the random video I have chosen, reduced the price on and added a trailer to is 'Custard Pleasure' starring the totally amazing Honour May, as she ruins her beautiful dress, stockings, undies and shoes and then has some super steamy sexy sloppy fun with her vibrating toy
It was $10.97 (as shown in one of the pics below) but now can be yours for only $5.97
enjoy some pics on the umd thread here and the trailer is on the listing on my store here
It has been brought to my attention that a small group of people on the umd forum have been warning certain members not to disagree with or cross me. I'd just like to categorically state that I fully welcome debate and I have never and will never ask anyone to do this on my behalf. I can and will speak for myself!
To anyone out there doing this - please do not use supposed knowledge of me (such as the above) as an idle icebreaker to talk to someone, or to troll or threaten them. I have asked anyone receiving such messages to report you immediately to moderators.
I have a long memory for trolls and their various modus operandi and will not put up with them, but this applies to trolls only and fakers who are actively causing harm and should not be confused with or applied to regular umd members.
One example of what I mean by causing harm is the person who catfished a poor umd member from Australia, got them to go all the way to USA to meet up and then pretended they had been in a car crash and so couldn't meet up. If you believe any of that for a second I suggest you watch a few episodes of 'catfish' and see what I mean by causing harm and that excuses like that are classic lies. This kind of faking toys with peoples emotions and finances and is not on.
Anyone needing clarification or who has any concerns or information on who is sending these messages please let me know - [email protected]
I have a lot a lot a lot of great content planned and coming for you all this December. There's so much of course, that it all needs a hashtag! So here's what's happening this #DirtyDecember
Here's a handy outline of what to look out for -
Keep an eye out on umd.net and on my twitter to get your mucky mitts on these fantastic releases as soon as they are available. I might be offering the odd discount coupon here and there so make sure you follow @candycustard and subscribe to/follow my umd profile
New release today on my Candygirls umd store... a very hot one with Kacie James, Roxy Mendez and a lot of custard pies! This is also included in my giant black friday sale
50% off across all stores!
https://candy_custard.umd.net for Candygirls (models wam like Kacie and Roxy above)
https://candy.umd.net for bbw & amateur sploshing videos
https://candyguys.umd.net for male wam (also a new scene out on that store today)
Also if anyone fancies a bit of guidance to their self splosh session, or maybe a little mild or even extreme domination with it, new wam-along videos have been launched on https://wamstructions.com
It started off with just complete written instructions including outfit etc but then someone asked if audio could be added - I decided they should be videos.
This means there are timed screens to give you time to complete the action, you can listen and/or watch and wam along. Gunge, foam, sweet, savoury, bit of a mix of both, male clothes options, female or crossdresser, instructions that take all day, quick ones, and everything in between
There are also now USA specific instructions with the things found in supermarkets there and priced in US dollars too!
Appears on your card statement discreetly as 'infoserv'
Lots of new stuff on https://wamstructions.com
also 20% off for black friday & cyber monday with code FUCKYEAH
oh and a free cleaning guide you can download which will be helpful to anyone whether you want some instructions as well or not. Feel free to grab it
Pic is a screengrab from one of the videos with MyPierogative doling out the most extreme WAM humiliation on there & also a screengrab from the new Kacie & Roxy download
It's close enough to #wamwednesday again to post this! Gone 11pm in the UK, close enough!
That means to give you all a treat I again have gone through my store, found a higher priced older download, given it a trailer and mahooooosively reduced the price.
This weeks sexy gungey sale download is the absolute BABE Kaitlyn Grey (now calling herself Kacey Grey on her twitter) in the gungetank, in PVC and thighboots, and then topless
Was $12.99 for ages but can now be yours for a price as stunning as she is.. $4.99!
Enjoy the pics too if you haven't seen them before, ooh and the new trailer...
*resists the urge to say wandom weductions*
I'm still going through my stores reducing prices here and there and making new trailers which obviously doesn't show up as a sale or anything exciting. SO I thought I'd make it a thing - every week I'll reduce the price of something and post to let you know - and obviously on twitter it will be posted with the hashtag #wamwednesday
This week it's 'Maria Dares' was $13.99 now $5.99 and now has a trailer!
included in the pics (on this thread ) somewhere is a screenshot of the higher price. Enjoy the pics (on the umd thread here) if you've not seen them before
A while ago I was sending out tailored wam instructions to folk who wanted them and taking orders personally but it became pretty time consuming so I had to stop. However I loved the idea of people getting messy the way I told them to so I looked for a way to handle it all more efficiently - and click here to see the result - it's a handy little store with some instant digital downloads of gross savoury mess, quick wam dares, sweet mess, crossdressed versions and 'male' clothing versions - includes pdf and word document versions.
Payments show on your card statement as being from 'infoserv'
It's a roaring success so far so I'll add some new options soon - thanks everyone for your support!
Many thanks to those of you buy downloads and/or subscribe - you rock! You are the heroes of the wam world, making sure we keep going. I have today (5th October 2017) reduced the price massively across the entire stores on a lot of individual downloads and I have slashed the cost of streaming IN HALF!
For example the top level streaming package of my multi model (candygirls) package, was $40 a month and only showed downloads over 30 days old. I have removed that limit and halved the cost to $20 a month!
There are also packages for just $10 and $5 a month! - check them out here
Or if you are a fan of BBW and/or Amateur ladies getting messy, check out my Candy store where the prices of streaming have also been halved, plus time restrictions removed for the top level package and prices from just $15 per month!
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There will be two updates a day, there's already a LOT of content on there with lots of pics and full videos and it's always going to be chock full of exclusives - including some stuff I can't put on the umd like watersports and general non wam naughty stuff.
It's my outlet for exhibitionism so if that's your thang or if you just wanna help fund future videos with models who are not me that's cool too - go sign up! It's the price of a nice coffee and a sandwich once a month and the best value onlyfans account in the universe. Dooooooo it... Oh and if for any reason you didn't like it it's very easy to cancel too. Go for it! Enjoy ;-)
Finally a massive thank you to those of you who have subscribed already x
Below is just one of thousands of images that will be coming to my onlyfans page - uncensored of course! Lots of pro HD vids, Hi res pics and candid selfies too
Very quick post just to say - get yourselves down to the London Splosh Games... 9th July 2017 huge amounts of fun and filled with awesome people! Meet, me, Maria, JnC, Penny Banks, Araneae and more!
We had a great time last time - view the thread about it, buy tickets and watch the promo movie on this link https://umd.net/forums/lsg-2---one-week-to-go so cheap too for such a devilish amount of sploshing and fun. You won't regret it! xx
A few people didn't attend my recent birthday meets due to social anxiety. I did try to stress beforehand that we all understand anxiety and it has touched all our lives in one way or another. We can help you and will hold your hand all the way if needed. No judgement - we've all been through it to varying degrees. Just say the word. We are not cliquey and love new people. if you're struggling before a meet, do say so and we can help... but I know sometimes reassurances are not enough.
If social or any kind of anxiety keeps impacting on your life, please seek help. There is plenty available (speaking for the UK here, no idea how things are in other countries) and even with tory cuts you can still get help, it just means waiting lists (so do it today and you should be seen within 6 ish weeks)
Also going privately for cognitive behavioral therapy is not THAT expensive if you need urgent help. Your health is something worth throwing money at if you have the means to do so or can save. It can equip you to get yourself out of a catastrophising downward spiral or a panic attack (or both) and has done wonders for many of my family and friends, as has medication, but i recommend that in combination with cognitive behavioral therapy too. Please don't be afraid of it or suspicious, don't take yourself off it either if it's not working for you, go back to the docs with any side effects and they can help again with different meds or a different dosage, etc
Anxiety is an epidemic of modern life and the effects can be physical and crippling. It's NOT all in your head and you're NOT stupid. You don't deserve to suffer, no one does.
Over and out x
If someone claiming to offers sessions ticks even ONE of the things on this list, you should investigate very thoroughly (or get someone who knows how to investigate to do it for you.
Obviously my references to proving being female limit this to heterosexual type sessions but some probably applies to other identities too...
1) can't offer any pics of their set up,
2) has no messy pics of themselves
3) only has images clearly all taken at different times/locations
4) only has tiny images
5) only has images that look like they are of an actual supermodel
6) has no history of who they are in the wam scene
7) can't point you to anyone well known who has met them to verify who they are
There is absolutely no reason someone should fail any of these points. When I was new I posted pics of only my feet and I quickly realised these could be anyones feet including a male if they decided to wear tights or stockings. So I quickly posted full messy pics of myself that at least proved I existed on that days date, was (still am lol) female and enjoy getting messy.
Every genuine female wammer I know, including those who are shy, who are teachers etc with privacy and career to worry about have all posted genuine pics of themselves on umd. Did they include their face? Not always no - but were they clearly that persons own genuine non stolen pics? yes. Did they include messy or wetlook? Yes!
Ok so some people are shy but they aren't gonna offer sessions are they? If they are so shy they don't want any pictures even that don't show their face they are hardly gonna actually meet someone in person for a sessions
And yes some people have anxieties etc 99.99% of which can be addressed below eg worrying about the data pics carry - that is easily sorted!
I am mostly talking here about people offering sessions and who therefore are going to want at some point your MONEY. It's vital you don't get taken in by any of these trolls, but a lot of this will also apply to those fakers who just like to fantasise via umd messaging etc.
There is no plausible reason why someone can't offer a pic of themselves or prove they are female- cameras are cheap, everyone has one on their phone, webcams are built in to most laptops, they clearly have an internet connection too if they made contact with you so you already know they have a phone or laptop or iPad etc
1) if they are worried about EXIF data or getting doxxed get them to upload it to a private imgur.com album and that removes any traceable data.
2) They don't have to show their face. Just prove being female, messy and with something like todays newspaper, or holding a certain item like a garlic crusher or something else odd, or maybe in front of the set up they claim to have eg a gunge tank or dunk tank. The point being to prove they are not a troll, many of which plague the wam scene and also to prove they haven't just stolen a pic from someone elses profile or similar
you should also learn how to reverse image search and spot when pics are stolen from instagram and facebook profiles or from photographers or the various places trolls get their pics from
Here endeth the lesson for today. Be careful out there people! If you are ever suspicious of someone come back to this post, or even message me if you are not sure and I'll give my opinion
I would like to invite you all to not one but two events!
Friday 9th June - all of you are invited to come along to my birthday do at Pink Punters (and splunch the next day in central MK) It's a brilliant night with a very friendly atmosphere, its created for CD/TV and trans but it is a general LGBT club and anyone is welcome, man, woman, straight, gay, curious, tv/cd/ts, not sure, badger, etc etc are welcome. The staff really look after you and it's not too packed, lots of drinking and dancing, 3 different floors of music and a huge outside section with 3 or 4 firepits for the smokers among you
I have rooms booked (one left now but think rooms are still available on the campanile website) for the Friday night (they are cancellable) at the campanile hotel which is just opposite the club. I originally booked these for me, henners, maria, sploshed and a CD friend of mine but we are in an apartment now instead. The one I have left is a twin room at £65 and cancellable til the day before the meet.
The campanile is great for any CD/TV nervous about going out dressed 'en femme' as the hotel and staff see this every week of every year for the past 17 years. No one will bat an eyelid and you just walk over the road to the club, no need for taxi's. We'll also as a group meet up at the hotel and walk over to the club together
The club is:
2 Watling Street,
The hotel is:
40 Penn Rd,
Saturday 10th June - splunch in central MK at the wetherspoons. 1pm onwards
Pub location is:
201 Midsummer Boulevard
(very easy short walk from the train station or there's loads of parking)
anyone coming along or if you want one of the hotel rooms give me a shout on [email protected]gmail.com
Please post on this thread if you are coming too and add yourself to the event/s on the umd calendar here:
Night out: https://umd.net/calendar/birthday-night-out-cdtv-nigh
MK meet: https://umd.net/calendar/milton-keynes-meet
I look forward to seeing you there - please don't be nervous, we are all friendly, not cliquey and will look after you
If anyone needs help with anything regarding the day please message me or email [email protected]gmail.com
Hey peoples, sorry there's been no update here for a while. I haven't gone anywhere, still here, using a temporary studio when I can and keeping you all in messy downloads. I have just been having some studio related issues. namely that the ceiling fell down after a leak in my old one and I had to move. So since this happened I've been relying on temporary stuff and trying to find the ultimate, super and permanent wam studio - owned rather than rented too so there will be no waiting for landlord repairs or putting up with running around like a loon hiding everything before a landlord or agency inspection
This is a tougher process than last time I had to move, so please everyone bear with me. I had hoped to have it all going by now but this estimate has been revised to 'summer 2017' so lets see what happens. I'm doing everything possible to move things along without dilly dallying.
I will of course keep you all posted with any progress
In the meantime, if any of you are into male wam or gay wam then check out my new download store CANDYGUYS which is going live on Friday with some excellent lube wrestling male wam, destroying a full business suit and a cute tight latex set in a deep pool of custard SLUBE!
Follow on twitter @candyguyswam
See you all soon
PS for the usual fans there are female vids available in my usual download store, if you see the video section here theres a few in the deep vat of slimy oozy slube with female dress destruction and messy wrestling
Hey all you wonderful messy peoples - as most of you know I'm sure for the last month or so (bar a few days off, days out and some jaunts to messy manor houses) it's been the complete joy that is Mariafest! A time of mess, mess, more mess... every kind of imaginable mess and more, preeeeetty much every day. Maria and I have sessioned and filmed our hearts out. There have been tanks, pools, cages, crocodiles, visiting models, visiting producers, trips, out, staying in, endless cleaning and re-messing... we loved it but I'm sure could sleep for a week now... having said that it was definitely easier than the first mariafest in my old house where we had to carry heavy buckets upstairs to empty and clean them
So here's the full diary. I left you on day twelve before I believe in the previous thread https://umd.net/forums/mypie--candy-mariafest-2-up so skip ahead if you've been following our messy adventures... if not then enjoy.. here's the full thing!
29th May - I start stocking up on cayenne pepper, wine & red bull for Maria, plus custard and other wam items for our sessions, filming etc. Thankfully have managed not to get any of those mixed up.
6th July - it's still not Mariafest yet but I have a an inspection of my house by the rental agency, timed specifically by me to be immediately before any mess starts flying.
Day One : 7th July - Maria is due to arrive in the evening, and in the afternoon my lovely Henners (Henry Wilcox) arrives to help me start setting up. We move everything out of what was my living room and put it in the dining room, cover the room in plastic on the walls and floors and then start assembling what will be my new wam room. tables for pies, a space for the gunge tank, etc. Maria arrives and we show her round the new place and have a bit of a catch up whilst awaiting delivery of my new gunge tank, as built by a brilliant chap who wishes to be referred to as C. C arrives and we fetch the very heavy sections of the tank from his van and fit it all together. This goes on pretty late into the night and we are all knackered but very pleased with the results.
Day Two: 8th July - C had stayed over and is going to help us with some filming today as well as have his own session with us. Maria will be popping the new tank's cherry with a video filmed for her store (will be out soon and involves Maria in spandex & trainers in the tank) and then C will be his session. So we get to mixing gunge and filming, while Maria relaxes in the garden in her new spandex outfit. We get to filming and giving the tank it's maiden voyage which goes amazingly well and we all love it! A bit of a clean off for Maria and it's time for C's session. C's sessions are slightly unusual in that they focus (with his consent and indeed encouragement) on quite extreme public humiliation. To achieve this, first C goes and parks his van at Nuneaton station one stop away, and returns some time later with only his van key and a train ticket. While he was gone I had prepared an outlandish bright spandex outfit for him, and a clean up kit in a backpack (t shirt, leggings, small amount of water, towel) - when he arrived back at mine I destroyed the outfit he was wearing with gunge and sent him off for the shower. His new garish spandex stuff was waiting in the bathroom and he got changed into it, back downstairs for another gunging in the new outfit. I got Maria to choose how long he got with a small towel to clean off (she chose 30 seconds) and then after that time elapsed we whipped the towel away. I put the backpack on his shoulders and safely stashed his key and train ticket in a small bumbag, clipped that on him and directed him to his shoes which he put on. Then right by the front door I opened the back pack and filled it with a large jug of gunge, ruining the clean up kit. Furthermore, the time with the towel became irrelevant as I tipped half a bucket of bright gunge all over him from the head down, immediately opened the door, made him leave, closed it and locked it, leaving him to go find the train station and make his way one stop on the train back to his van. I later got a text saying how fun it was - and don't worry folks we have done this before and as I said this is all with his consent and encouragement! No one coming here for a session will ever be doing anything similar unless they convince me they really want to!
We then cleaned up and set about getting the new heated mud pool filled. A fantastic day!
Day Three: 9th July - Today we are playing host to a shoot with Reverend Slymsfords Sploshers, and a brilliant woman called Becky is also arriving to capture some footage of Maria and various splosh things happening, all for stage one of a documentary. The day is a whirlwind of prep, tons of pies, cakes, buckets of gunge and ready brek, tins to open etc. The house is soon packed with Rev, Maria, Henners, Me, Three other models, plus Becky and her sister who was helping her film, and then UMD member Cuddles, who arrived to be my assistant for the day and saved the day for us with three extra bags of mud I'd sent him to get from flipping miles away. Maria got in the mud pool to mix it up, that's ma girl Big thanks to Cuddles for the mud and for all the cleaning help. Anyway everything went swimmingly (apart from one model not showing up) and I loved all the build up and anticipation in Rev's shoots. If you haven't watched his stuff yet and you like sexy women getting very messy then you must take a look. Highly recommended. Maria had a blast filming with all the models, Becky and her sister got a REAL education, Rev got some fantastic footage, Cuddles got worked to death, everyone got lunch, Henners and I got aches in places we didn't know we had and it was just brilliant.
Day Four: 10th July - today was sort of a day off. Henners and I went to watch my daughter do the 'race for life' and Maria stayed home with Becky doing some more filming for the documentary. Later on my daughter and her boyfriend came to meet Maria and stay over, and a lovely evening was had.
Day Five: 11th July - another sort of day off - after an entertaining Tesco delivery of wam supplies where the driver asked me what the gunge tank was (I explained while Maria laughed and laughed behind me) we all went out to Coombe Abbey, a lovely country park with pretty gardens and had a picnic. After a day of lovely wandering about and finding a suitable tree for Maria to climb, we returned. Becky popped by again for some more filming, this time she took Maria out to capture shopping for wam supplies. I provided a list and some money and off they went, returning with a huge haul of custard, cream and pie cases (yep we needed even more than had been delivered that morning!) Fab. We then had to sadly wave off my daughter and her chap, and then Henners too. It was just us, and Mariafest #2 was about to really begin properly!
Day Six: 12th July - Session time! Our lovely visitor for today arrived for his session about 11am. The session was in two parts, beginning with all of us in the mud pool, with Maria and I both wearing PVC. We had an amazing time and all too soon it was time for me to get out. I took a little video of Maria in her PVC in the mud (on my YouTube channel) went and showered first and got dressed again to finish prepping the second part of the session where Maria and our visitor would be getting messy by themselves with all kinds of sweet things and porridge. Once everyone was showered, we all had some lunch and then Maria went to get her latex maid outfit on for part two. By the time that was done and everyone showered again, it was 5pm! We arranged to meet in a local pub for dinner about 7:30pm, our visitor went off to check into his hotel and we got a message from a client of the last mariafest in December to say he was sailing through the town on the canal in his barge, and did we fancy meeting for a drink. I okay-ed this with today's visitor and we all met together later on - eventually ending up all going for a curry together. Brilliant!
Day Seven: 13th July - Session again! Today our session was all of us in the mud pool in rain wear, really fantastic. Our visitor kindly brought us a bottle of wine and I made a silly mud clip while getting into the pool with my wine. We were absolutely exhausted today after seven days of non stop madness so the rest of the day and evening just passed in a haze of wearily catching up with laundry and cleaning and introducing Maria to the brilliant Netflix show that is Orphan Black. Oh and we did a brilliant skype session instructing a person on how to get messy, which we both wore PVC again for.
Day Eight: 14th July - today we had a session gunging someone in the tank, which was awesome and really great fun. We both stayed clean this time but then got that person to help us film a download of me in a catsuit in my dog cage getting totally trashed by Maria. Then because Maria was all horny and frustrated from witnessing mess all day but receiving none herself, I kitted her out with some boots, mixed some gunge and filmed a download of her in the tank that took a delightful and very naughty turn
Day Nine: 15th July - Another session of course - both of us and a glorious selection of sweet mess, cakes, pies, custard, porridge, and cake batter. We wore summer dresses and bright coloured undies with big knickers for filling!
Day Ten: 16th July - Huge session time. Before it started though, we needed a little help with clean up from the day before and catching up with some general chores. Thankfully Cuddles was once again able to visit and help us with that. Phew! Once that was done I set about prepping the insane amounts of mess needed for an ASPLOSHALYPSE (200 litres of various mess like cake batter and gunge, 100 wam items like custard cartons and treacle, pies and trifles) and this time the theme was similar to one we did in the last mariafest - the ultimate sploshing championship! Our visitor had devised several games and brought all the kit with him. We had nine rounds including games of higher or lower, a splosh spelling bee, splosh themed name that tune, messy jenga, a game throwing Velcro balls at a target to score points, a game to find the best dominatrix and of course a custard motor-boating round. Maria won the trophy this time, and it really is an actual engraved trophy!
Day Eleven: 17th July - A sort of day off. We once again thankfully had some help to finish clean up from yesterday and some help filming - this time it was Maria in the gunge tank again this time with Gungetankbabes/Dunktankdave's new deluxe slime. Wow is all I can say.. really opaque, thick, glorious mess and vivid colour. I loved it and more importantly so did Maria. She wore her pressie from me - a very sexy tight red PVC dress and some patent red heels. Gorgeousness. Later on our sessionee for day twelve arrived to stay over and get an early start with helping us prep his session. Maria had gone out for an adventure based Tinder date and then ended up in a pool challenge in a pub meeting the locals... finally arriving back at 11:30pm rather tipsy!
Day Twelve: 18th July - time for a ginormous session of beautiful tiswas style foam pies, custard and endless gunge! Up early to prep and it was brilliant to watch the pies being made (pic included somewhere in the attached pics of this post) we had an amazing time flinging gunge around, obliterating each other with brightly coloured gorgeous pies and then flinging even more gunge! We discovered at this point that Maria can do a brilliant impression of Helena from Orphan Black and also that my organisation of everything had started to unravel as there was a knock at the door from a delivery driver mid session. In her best East European deadpan Helena voice, Maria announces 'huh... they hev located us'
Day Thirteen: 19th July - hottest day of the year so far and lucky us... the session today is all wetlook! We start off playing the dice game featured in one of my downloads with Maria, where you may end up wet with a teaspoon, an eggcup, a tumbler, a 1l jug, a 4l bowl or a 10l bucket of water. It was combined with a stripping element, all of us starting with 4 items of clothing on but ending up soaked and either nude or nearly nude! Our visitor today is also the person responsible for introducing me to that game and very possibly even inventing it so I must thank him for that. Anyway then followed some very extreme hair washing and lathering of our hair with two entire bottles of shampoo on our heads. Then it was time for fun with a few buckets of slime, with slimy hair and slimy massages, and after that we got dressed again this time in light coloured summery dresses for a very welcome cold hosing down in the garden leaving us dripping wet and the dresses see through but at a scorching 34c that day it was much needed... we even managed not to squeal too much and alert the neighbours so that was a definite win of a day all round, I think! We then sat down with our hair still wet, drank some red wine and looked through some brilliant travel photos of Iceland and South America.
Day Fourteen: 20th July - Huge messy session time again! It was a really scorching hot day again and trying to prepare the session was ridiculously difficult in the heat with sweat dripping in my eyes, but I managed it in the end. Seven buckets of various goo like porridge, cake batter and gunge, a gunge tank full of porridge and 130 wam items including 5 boxes of 15 eggs, cakes, pies, cream, pies, treacle, more pies, some more pies, and a few more pies, custard, chocolate, beans, even more pies, did I mention the pies? and some extra pies, just in case ;) Our visitor had travelled a very long way and arrived at about 3pm and I was still trying to finish prep in the crazy heat. I felt sorry for him though as I'd suggested when asked if there was anything I wanted from the shop that some beers might be a good idea... and bless him he arrived with a huge box of them having carried them on foot from the supermarket near the train station. We all needed a cold beer by that point I think so we opened them and got a few in the freezer and some in the fridge. After chatting and drinking for a while finally the session was ready and Maria did a lovely makeover on our guest. We took a few photos and the pies started flying... a fair few of them hitting the wall behind the target instead of the target... many (pre cracked) eggs were smashed onto heads for those pie crimes. We had a fantastic time in the mess and then a break to clean off for part two of the session - the porridge in the gunge tank! However I missed this as the UTTER BASTARDS did it without me while I was in the shower! Goddammit I wanted to at least take pics! ;) We had some help with clean up from our guest and it was a good job too with all that mess - we also at this point had to start thinking about getting the place sorted and deep cleaned for the beginning of hosting a three day shoot with messymayhem so after some initial clean up, we took the pool outside for a thorough hosing down and then realised we hadn't eaten yet and it was too late and we were too tired to go out for food as planned. So we made some room in the messy room (no choice, it contains my dining table! lol) and ordered a lovely curry from a local place... got through plenty of those beers too!
Day Fifteen: 21st July - a day off for Maria and she went off for a walk with the previous days sploshy visitor before his train back, and then to do Maria type things including a trip to the town I used to live in for a nice meal and to visit a couple of friends. I stayed home to attempt to prepare the place for messymayhem's three day shoot, with the help of Steve the cleaning fairy. We replaced all the wam room floor covering and some of the plastic on the walls, got a bunch of laundry, washing up and drying up done, cleaned pie splatter off the ceiling, had a load of excess rubbish picked up that had been building up steadily outside (18 bags!) roughly organised the laundry, got the boxes of gunge ready, emptied all my amazon pantry boxes that had been clogging up the messy room and got their contents neatly filed away in my wam cupboard, then broke down the cardboard for recycling, cleaned some chairs that had been used for wam and the last of the porridge out of the top of the gunge tank, cleaned the bathroom, stacked the buckets, took delivery of all the catering for the duration of messymayhem and various other tasks. I then threw him in the mud pool and left him to float about while I finished faffing about cleaning stuff then I waved him off, messymayhems Bosunbob arrived and then later Maria got back and we all spent the evening chatting and planning various things for the course of filming
Day Sixteen: 22nd July - MESSYMAYHEM! Bob and I are up early to prep closely followed by Maria, three other models and gunge tank operator Joe, and then follows an absolutely exhausting but brilliant day with not only being gunge mixer and caterer but fitting in shoots with an unexpected extra model + Maria, also the first time I met Katie the model I have posted about sessions being available with recently. https://umd.net/forums/sessions-available-at-custard Everyone is brilliant and we get loads done including the brilliant and crazy film with Faye, Maria and the Croc... Later on Henners arrives ready to be photographer + helper and we have a slightly boozy BBQ for dinner
Day Seventeen: 23rd July - MESSYHAYHEM! Brilliant day again, slightly less exhausting having Henry around to help. All the models are brilliant again and it was great to meet them (and mess them!) and yet again loads gets done filming between 11am and 6pm Later on it's time for a pub meal. Very nice it was too!
Day Eighteen: 24th July - MESSYMAYHEM! Unbelievably, still no disasters, everyone is brilliant yet again, and loads done again... and a different pub meal later to celebrate a completely successful three days! Phew! An entertaining time was had yet again when the neighbour, peering over the fence at Maria hosing off buckets outside asked us if we'd been having a paint party - Henners said um, yeah!... now that will usually make someone sod off and mind their own business but no not this time. She just stood there watching while I was trying to tell Maria what she'd said (the hose is noisy) and oh man that was awkward... funny though! Sorry for the short updates on these messymayhem days but I don't want to give away too much about what was going on cos obviously we were hosting for a different producer and he likes to give you all some surprises here and there so I'm keeping it all brief. However do take a look at this little sneak preview of some of things that were filmed for my store during the mayhem... https://umd.net/forums/sneak-preview
Day Nineteen: 25th July - After waving off Bob on his travels back home, Maria and I are straight back into the session pool again with a load of pies and sweet stuff - delish! We also got an awesome GIF of me splatting the first pie in her face. Sploshtastic! Later on I start feeling ill with a fever, cough, sore throat, cold... uh - oh!
Day Twenty: 26th July - After hardly any sleep and feeling terrible, I get up to prep today's session - a pretty big one and I had been looking forward to this one for ages but sadly I had to bow out after prepping and then briefly being gunge tank operator, and leave our visitor in the capable hands of Maria. Eventually I felt so awful I had to go back to bed in the hope of getting the worst of it over with so that I'd be OK for the following day. Maria did a great job and all was fine but I was very sad to miss it but delighted I at least managed the prep.
Day Twenty-one - 27th July - still poorly and not one but two sessions today! One duo with Maria and I which focused on messing up hair and pie splats, then the rest of the day off for Maria and she went off to do Maria things again. Very sensible to get away from my germs I think. I prepped the second session and that one was all me being a quite evil 'school bully' and covering my victim in everything from the 'school' canteen. Great fun! I was exhausted and still feeling ill though so I left the clean up for the next day and marathon watched 'Stranger Things' on netflix (really amazing btw everyone should watch it!)
Day Twenty-two - 28th July - up early again for prep and to finish clean up from the following day... two sessions for me again, one of them a duo with Maria. First of all I was treated to amazing stash of about 5 new outfits just before our first session - a lovely selection of sweet stuff, cakes, pies, custard etc plus me and Maria. We messed up our visitor good n proper and then let him get his revenge on us. Then we cleaned up and I finished prep for my second session - it was complete chaos for a few reasons - with needing lots and lots of buckets of gunge again and making those amazing tiswas style pies again (thankfully with some help!), the guy that mows my lawn turning up mid session and also Steve the cleaning fairy arriving to help too early. Thankfully Maria was around to answer the door and stuff otherwise that could have been a nightmare. I was very glad of Steve's help that day I was still suffering with bronchitis and feeling a bit weak and feeble. A bit later on I then waved Maria off for her travels to Saturation Hall up at Langstonedale https://umd.net/forums/mypierogative-returns-to-satur
Day Twenty-three: 29th July - A very quiet house and spent the morning making the place suitable for the gas man to do a gas safety inspection - though he never showed up! Later on it was just a small session for me as Domme getting my victim in bondage and of course thoroughly messed. Finally starting to feel better!
Day Twenty-four: 30th July - Maria is still away and I have another small session again as the evil messy Domme. Muahahaha
Day Twenty-five: 31st July - A blissful day off! Just milling about catching up on laundry and cleaning and continuing to marathon 'Stranger Things' - had some help from Cuddles again too thank goodness to finish cleaning up some stuff and try and get back on top of everything
Day Twenty-six: 1st August - another quiet day off just cleaning and getting some more supplies in for the craziness about to start again!
Day Twenty-seven: 2nd August - Maria arrives back from muddy and gungey adventures around Langstonedale and Saturation hall - shortly after, our session visitor arrives with three gigantic cheesecakes to add to the session and a cheeky grin, and cross dresses in a gorgeous white outfit for us to trash - I have prepped a big session for us with all sweet stuff and pies and the visitor kindly allowed me to film proceedings for a possible download so watch this space! So much amazing fun trashing that white outfit, and Maria and I getting trashed ourselves in slinky outfits with black stockings
Day Twenty-eight: 3rd August - the same person who got me all the outfits returns for another duo session with us, and this time he brings some extra outfits and undies for Maria too - aww what a sweetheart! This time the tables are turned and it's me and Maria messed up first before we get sweet, splatty messy revenge on him!
Day Twenty-nine: 4th August - Today's visitor arrived with wine and chocolates for us both... ahhh so lovely! Today is a duo session split into two parts - first of all brilliantly muddy with all three of us letting the mud fill our clothes, floating around, head dunking and being silly, then stripping and my obsession with massaging Maria's ass becoming clear.... then a clean off and new outfits and we challenged our sessionee to get messed up and have his outfit filled with treacle and custard, and then he could mess us up but without using his hands. The result was hilarious and surprisingly messy! Then the treacle started leaking out of his outfit and getting everywhere and by the end we all looked as if we'd been swimming in it! Later on Maria went off out to do Maria things again and I started prepping for the next day knowing it would be an absolutely massive session!
Day Thirty: 5th August - A very super special birthday session with Snap, the person singlehandedly responsible for me inventing the asploshalypse with his taste for absolutely giant amounts of mess! The prep for this took me all night - about 14 hours total for 20 buckets worth plus 150 wam items and I've included a link to my YouTube vid showing the result of all the prep. Maria arrived back and we got dressed and eagerly awaited Snap the birthday boy. He arrived and holy crap the session was amazing with all that stuff. Very tit for tat crazy messiness, a full tank gunging, endless buckets, endless pies, custard, choc, strawberry and toffee syrups, icing sugar, porridge, gunge, huge 7kg containers of treacle and golden syrup, smaller tins of treacle, cakes, cream... wow... wow wow wow.. Nearing the end of the session thing got hilarious. We had been filling up buckets of the resulting (very deep!) slop in the pool and throwing it over each other, when one went over Snaps head. Maria then left the bucket on his head and with impeccable timing he burped the loudest burp we ever heard. Never seen or heard anything so funny as that in all my life... the bucket made it so loud and looked so ridiculously silly. Perfect slapstick! We were all rolling around laughing for ages til we cried and our sides hurt. My face hurt - an absolutely brilliant time! Later on Steve the cleaning fairy made another appearance and mucked out the huge amounts in the pool and bottom of the gunge tank - it was SO desperately needed by this point as with that much mess it would have taken us forever and poor Maria had hurt her wrist so would have been trying it one handed - so thank you Steve that was a massive help. There was so much in the end though that we had to finish clean up as a team of three with Maria hosing off buckets, Me filling rubbish bags and putting out recycling and Steve finishing off the pool and emptying the buckets so Maria didn't have to carry anything heavy with that dodgy wrist. Later on Henners arrived again and we all had a Chinese takeaway (which was two hours late!)
Day Thirty-one: 6th August - a day of customs and filming! Maria had a few customs she needed to film so we did those all day. A nice fairly chilled day of filming and having brilliant fun. One was wetlook, two were with pies, and one in the gunge tank... I even used some special pie crusts I'd been saving for ages, I'm sure you'll see the results soon! I might nab a couple of screenshots to add to the picture collection below... Later on we had a flying visit from a long time umd member who drove all the way from London to help clean up due to Maria's poorly wrist, I cooked chicken and chorizo paella and then Maria and our lovely cleaner upper went down into the town to investigate a small music festival that was going on
Day Thirty-two: 7th August - We tried to set up my slip n slide today outside but it was too windy and we needed tent pegs (don't have any) - booo so today was just catching up on laundry, finding specific outfits and Maria packing to go for even more messy times at Jellyncustard's in London - It was a good job we didn't manage to set up the slip n slide as there was literally only enough time for all the laundry and packing etc. Henners and I sadly waved her off, all of us knackered but happy. Then later on I had to say goodbye again to Henners and now here I am writing this in a very quiet house. No rest for the wicked though with a session again tomorrow for me... the madness continues! Then this week I also need to edit 6 or so videos, unfuck my entire house and start planning outfits and mess for the shoots at the Bristol splunch where Maria and I shall meet and shoot again, along with Jellyncustard and also DM1 and his new model Honeysuckle. Plus we'll be meeting all the other splunchers - if you're not already planning to go, you definitely should! See the thread about it here!https://umd.net/forums/bristol-splunch-18-20th-augu
Today - 8th August - day one post Mariafest the house is all quiet again and I'm up at 6am to prep for a session at 9am... a makeover for a CD plus of course a complete trashing - and revenge on me too! Now it's pretty much all cleaned up and I'm sitting at my desk finishing writing all this and putting all the pics and vids and links together (and waiting for umd to be back up and running again)
The End... (for now!)
Here's a few of the downloads that have resulted from this Mariafest:
New gunge testing in PVC https://umd.net/forums/maria-tests-amazing-new-gunge
Ladywank Tank https://umd.net/download_info/ladywank-tank
Caged Candy https://umd.net/forums/candy-is-caged-trashed-punis
Spandex & trainers in the gunge tank https://umd.net/forums/candys-new-gunge-tanks-maiden
Penny's dream https://umd.net/forums/penny-lee-covered-in-chocolate
Maria and Faye in the mud https://umd.net/forums/maria-introduces-faye-to-the-m
Maria and Faye and the croc! https://umd.net/download_info/superman-vs-alice-vs-crocodile
Enjoy the following collection of random pics and vid clips from all the aforementioned days of sploshy daftness!
pie gif https://twitter.com/therealzedman/status/760401962252861440
See the UMD thread for all the random pics! https://umd.net/forums/mypie--candy-end-of-mariafes
Hi all! Sorry for being a bit quiet recently, hope you've all been enjoying the new messy & gunge videos though, there's been an update on that score every week for quite a while now! Check out the videos page or my store on umd if you haven't seen them.
Anyway! I came here to tell you about the new #mariafest so here we go:
"Heyyy excellent wammers. I have good news for you!
The first #mariafest was such a resounding success with 11 days of constant huge messy sessions that we managed to convince the darling, delectable, daring, delicious, doolally Mypierogative to get her sweet ass back to the UK to wam with us all again (well maybe not all but she'll try her hardest!)
If this is the first you've heard of such a thing then 1) please refrain from living under a rock or on mars and 2) here's links to our old threads so you can see what messy shenangians we got up to...
So! #mariafest #2 will run for a longer time this time, through a decent amount of July and some of August, interspersed with Mypie visiting other producers as well
If you want to get yourself a superb session booked in with Maria and I or just Maria, following the usual Candy 'thing' for HUGE messes, the gungetank, the clay pool, pillory/stocks etc etc then...
please email me at [email protected]
..and we'll get you sorted with some details and whatnot
You can also request customs using that email, and skype sessions will be available too again as a duo or with Maria alone
We'll be attending the Bristol meet on the 20th August, so be sure to come along and say hi then. It's always a good friendly atmosphere, no cliques, newbies are always welcome - look out for the thread advertising it nearer the time!
follow us on twitter @candycustard and @mypierogative as if last time is anything to go by we'll be posting lots of messy pics and some silly wam challenges for you all as we go
That email again for details - [email protected]
PS if you emailed but missed out last time and haven't had an email from me giving you a headstart then please mention that in your email and I'll do my best to give you priority"
See the thread on umd here
Hi all. Just a quick note to say I hope you all enjoy the recent updates and extra pics and things I've been adding. Coming soon there will be a lot of vintage wam pics, and more splosh photo galleries and messy zip files. If you've not noticed anything different, have a browse around the site. Maria now has her own page to update you all on her messy USA tour and I've made a few other additions particularly in the pictures section and splosh session information.
I've scored the very last few days with MyPierogative before she finally gets on that USA bound plane - anyway this week we're doing lots of filming and will be available for customs and skype - from my umd posts:
"I am blessed with the company of the gorgeous Maria again this week (from tomorrow) as she still has a bit of time before her flight back to the USA
We will be doing a lot of filming! Keep an eye on this thread and twitter through the week for some little sneak previews of what I have in store for her. heheheee
Anyway though Maria would like to do some customs and skypeing and requested a particular mention for live mud skype sessions!
This week is dedicated to filming rather than sessions so unlike last time we might have the energy to take on 'proper' customs rather than just mud ones
Should add some of the outfits and stuff available
clown or duo clown inc wigs, make up, shoes and outfits
sheer to waist tights
tiny pink bikini
black pvc dress and/or pink pvc thigh high boots
red, orange, purple or clear raincoats from pvc - u -like
long satin gown
floaty pretty summer dress
green or pink spandex leotards
and there is the mud pool, pillory, metal yoke, rope, gags, and other restraints
mess available is cake batter (highly recommended... see pic!) , custard, trifles, syrups, flour, shaving foam, mud, gunge, coloured pies, beans & other savoury including a giant tub of prawn cocktail sauce, pies with graham cracker base USA style...
we can come up with more than this too of course but there's some ideas for you of what's easily to hand
So as ever drop me an email on [email protected] if you fancy a go with either customs or skype and we'll get it sorted
View the thread here
All too often people say they'd have gone to a splunch if only they'd known about it - the thing to do is keep an eye on the umd messy forum and the calendar as they get advertised there. It's worth making it a priority to attend too - splunches are great fun and it's good to relax, have a drink a laugh and a chat with like-minded people. That's all a splunch is too by the way! Nothing to be nervous about, always very welcoming and friendly and just a social 'vanilla' meet. Lots of sessions and even relationships have happened between folks who met at a splunch, and at the very least it's an enjoyable day.
The next one is in Birmingham on the 5th of march https://umd.net/forums/birmingham-splunch-5th-march-2 and I'll be there for the evening section where everyone goes for a meal, as messymayhem are doing a shoot at mine then so I'll have to be around in the daytime for it. UPDATE I'll be there for the whole thing as the messymayhem shoot date has changed. Woop!
Then after that we have the Bristol splunch on I think 14th May. I'll update when that's confirmed!
I'm so excited! The gorgeous and super messy Maria (mypierogative) will be staying at Candy towers for a week from roughly 14th/15th December. Some of you may not be aware yet, but in the new year we are losing this American beauty back to the states! :-( so this is your one and only chance for either a two girl session with Maria and I or a Candy branded session just with Maria. Sessions with Maria at my place are going to be particularly special, featuring the Candy brand extreme prep, with all my huge session options, XL, supersize and ASPLOSHALYPSE available.
Also of course not forgetting the use of the gunge tank available, and my super deep mud pool. Anyway as always, email me for details at [email protected]
Very glad I kept some time in December free because now it can be used with crazy mess and Maria! Whoop!
Me! Candy Custard :)