So here's the full diary. I left you on day twelve before I believe in the previous thread https://umd.net/forums/mypie--candy-mariafest-2-up so skip ahead if you've been following our messy adventures... if not then enjoy.. here's the full thing!
29th May - I start stocking up on cayenne pepper, wine & red bull for Maria, plus custard and other wam items for our sessions, filming etc. Thankfully have managed not to get any of those mixed up.
6th July - it's still not Mariafest yet but I have a an inspection of my house by the rental agency, timed specifically by me to be immediately before any mess starts flying.
Day One : 7th July - Maria is due to arrive in the evening, and in the afternoon my lovely Henners (Henry Wilcox) arrives to help me start setting up. We move everything out of what was my living room and put it in the dining room, cover the room in plastic on the walls and floors and then start assembling what will be my new wam room. tables for pies, a space for the gunge tank, etc. Maria arrives and we show her round the new place and have a bit of a catch up whilst awaiting delivery of my new gunge tank, as built by a brilliant chap who wishes to be referred to as C. C arrives and we fetch the very heavy sections of the tank from his van and fit it all together. This goes on pretty late into the night and we are all knackered but very pleased with the results.
Day Two: 8th July - C had stayed over and is going to help us with some filming today as well as have his own session with us. Maria will be popping the new tank's cherry with a video filmed for her store (will be out soon and involves Maria in spandex & trainers in the tank) and then C will be his session. So we get to mixing gunge and filming, while Maria relaxes in the garden in her new spandex outfit. We get to filming and giving the tank it's maiden voyage which goes amazingly well and we all love it! A bit of a clean off for Maria and it's time for C's session. C's sessions are slightly unusual in that they focus (with his consent and indeed encouragement) on quite extreme public humiliation. To achieve this, first C goes and parks his van at Nuneaton station one stop away, and returns some time later with only his van key and a train ticket. While he was gone I had prepared an outlandish bright spandex outfit for him, and a clean up kit in a backpack (t shirt, leggings, small amount of water, towel) - when he arrived back at mine I destroyed the outfit he was wearing with gunge and sent him off for the shower. His new garish spandex stuff was waiting in the bathroom and he got changed into it, back downstairs for another gunging in the new outfit. I got Maria to choose how long he got with a small towel to clean off (she chose 30 seconds) and then after that time elapsed we whipped the towel away. I put the backpack on his shoulders and safely stashed his key and train ticket in a small bumbag, clipped that on him and directed him to his shoes which he put on. Then right by the front door I opened the back pack and filled it with a large jug of gunge, ruining the clean up kit. Furthermore, the time with the towel became irrelevant as I tipped half a bucket of bright gunge all over him from the head down, immediately opened the door, made him leave, closed it and locked it, leaving him to go find the train station and make his way one stop on the train back to his van. I later got a text saying how fun it was - and don't worry folks we have done this before and as I said this is all with his consent and encouragement! No one coming here for a session will ever be doing anything similar unless they convince me they really want to!
We then cleaned up and set about getting the new heated mud pool filled. A fantastic day!
Day Three: 9th July - Today we are playing host to a shoot with Reverend Slymsfords Sploshers, and a brilliant woman called Becky is also arriving to capture some footage of Maria and various splosh things happening, all for stage one of a documentary. The day is a whirlwind of prep, tons of pies, cakes, buckets of gunge and ready brek, tins to open etc. The house is soon packed with Rev, Maria, Henners, Me, Three other models, plus Becky and her sister who was helping her film, and then UMD member Cuddles, who arrived to be my assistant for the day and saved the day for us with three extra bags of mud I'd sent him to get from flipping miles away. Maria got in the mud pool to mix it up, that's ma girl Big thanks to Cuddles for the mud and for all the cleaning help. Anyway everything went swimmingly (apart from one model not showing up) and I loved all the build up and anticipation in Rev's shoots. If you haven't watched his stuff yet and you like sexy women getting very messy then you must take a look. Highly recommended. Maria had a blast filming with all the models, Becky and her sister got a REAL education, Rev got some fantastic footage, Cuddles got worked to death, everyone got lunch, Henners and I got aches in places we didn't know we had and it was just brilliant.
Day Four: 10th July - today was sort of a day off. Henners and I went to watch my daughter do the 'race for life' and Maria stayed home with Becky doing some more filming for the documentary. Later on my daughter and her boyfriend came to meet Maria and stay over, and a lovely evening was had.
Day Five: 11th July - another sort of day off - after an entertaining Tesco delivery of wam supplies where the driver asked me what the gunge tank was (I explained while Maria laughed and laughed behind me) we all went out to Coombe Abbey, a lovely country park with pretty gardens and had a picnic. After a day of lovely wandering about and finding a suitable tree for Maria to climb, we returned. Becky popped by again for some more filming, this time she took Maria out to capture shopping for wam supplies. I provided a list and some money and off they went, returning with a huge haul of custard, cream and pie cases (yep we needed even more than had been delivered that morning!) Fab. We then had to sadly wave off my daughter and her chap, and then Henners too. It was just us, and Mariafest #2 was about to really begin properly!
Day Six: 12th July - Session time! Our lovely visitor for today arrived for his session about 11am. The session was in two parts, beginning with all of us in the mud pool, with Maria and I both wearing PVC. We had an amazing time and all too soon it was time for me to get out. I took a little video of Maria in her PVC in the mud (on my YouTube channel) went and showered first and got dressed again to finish prepping the second part of the session where Maria and our visitor would be getting messy by themselves with all kinds of sweet things and porridge. Once everyone was showered, we all had some lunch and then Maria went to get her latex maid outfit on for part two. By the time that was done and everyone showered again, it was 5pm! We arranged to meet in a local pub for dinner about 7:30pm, our visitor went off to check into his hotel and we got a message from a client of the last mariafest in December to say he was sailing through the town on the canal in his barge, and did we fancy meeting for a drink. I okay-ed this with today's visitor and we all met together later on - eventually ending up all going for a curry together. Brilliant!
Day Seven: 13th July - Session again! Today our session was all of us in the mud pool in rain wear, really fantastic. Our visitor kindly brought us a bottle of wine and I made a silly mud clip while getting into the pool with my wine. We were absolutely exhausted today after seven days of non stop madness so the rest of the day and evening just passed in a haze of wearily catching up with laundry and cleaning and introducing Maria to the brilliant Netflix show that is Orphan Black. Oh and we did a brilliant skype session instructing a person on how to get messy, which we both wore PVC again for.
Day Eight: 14th July - today we had a session gunging someone in the tank, which was awesome and really great fun. We both stayed clean this time but then got that person to help us film a download of me in a catsuit in my dog cage getting totally trashed by Maria. Then because Maria was all horny and frustrated from witnessing mess all day but receiving none herself, I kitted her out with some boots, mixed some gunge and filmed a download of her in the tank that took a delightful and very naughty turn
Day Nine: 15th July - Another session of course - both of us and a glorious selection of sweet mess, cakes, pies, custard, porridge, and cake batter. We wore summer dresses and bright coloured undies with big knickers for filling!
Day Ten: 16th July - Huge session time. Before it started though, we needed a little help with clean up from the day before and catching up with some general chores. Thankfully Cuddles was once again able to visit and help us with that. Phew! Once that was done I set about prepping the insane amounts of mess needed for an ASPLOSHALYPSE (200 litres of various mess like cake batter and gunge, 100 wam items like custard cartons and treacle, pies and trifles) and this time the theme was similar to one we did in the last mariafest - the ultimate sploshing championship! Our visitor had devised several games and brought all the kit with him. We had nine rounds including games of higher or lower, a splosh spelling bee, splosh themed name that tune, messy jenga, a game throwing Velcro balls at a target to score points, a game to find the best dominatrix and of course a custard motor-boating round. Maria won the trophy this time, and it really is an actual engraved trophy!
Day Eleven: 17th July - A sort of day off. We once again thankfully had some help to finish clean up from yesterday and some help filming - this time it was Maria in the gunge tank again this time with Gungetankbabes/Dunktankdave's new deluxe slime. Wow is all I can say.. really opaque, thick, glorious mess and vivid colour. I loved it and more importantly so did Maria. She wore her pressie from me - a very sexy tight red PVC dress and some patent red heels. Gorgeousness. Later on our sessionee for day twelve arrived to stay over and get an early start with helping us prep his session. Maria had gone out for an adventure based Tinder date and then ended up in a pool challenge in a pub meeting the locals... finally arriving back at 11:30pm rather tipsy!
Day Twelve: 18th July - time for a ginormous session of beautiful tiswas style foam pies, custard and endless gunge! Up early to prep and it was brilliant to watch the pies being made (pic included somewhere in the attached pics of this post) we had an amazing time flinging gunge around, obliterating each other with brightly coloured gorgeous pies and then flinging even more gunge! We discovered at this point that Maria can do a brilliant impression of Helena from Orphan Black and also that my organisation of everything had started to unravel as there was a knock at the door from a delivery driver mid session. In her best East European deadpan Helena voice, Maria announces 'huh... they hev located us'
Day Thirteen: 19th July - hottest day of the year so far and lucky us... the session today is all wetlook! We start off playing the dice game featured in one of my downloads with Maria, where you may end up wet with a teaspoon, an eggcup, a tumbler, a 1l jug, a 4l bowl or a 10l bucket of water. It was combined with a stripping element, all of us starting with 4 items of clothing on but ending up soaked and either nude or nearly nude! Our visitor today is also the person responsible for introducing me to that game and very possibly even inventing it so I must thank him for that. Anyway then followed some very extreme hair washing and lathering of our hair with two entire bottles of shampoo on our heads. Then it was time for fun with a few buckets of slime, with slimy hair and slimy massages, and after that we got dressed again this time in light coloured summery dresses for a very welcome cold hosing down in the garden leaving us dripping wet and the dresses see through but at a scorching 34c that day it was much needed... we even managed not to squeal too much and alert the neighbours so that was a definite win of a day all round, I think! We then sat down with our hair still wet, drank some red wine and looked through some brilliant travel photos of Iceland and South America.
Day Fourteen: 20th July - Huge messy session time again! It was a really scorching hot day again and trying to prepare the session was ridiculously difficult in the heat with sweat dripping in my eyes, but I managed it in the end. Seven buckets of various goo like porridge, cake batter and gunge, a gunge tank full of porridge and 130 wam items including 5 boxes of 15 eggs, cakes, pies, cream, pies, treacle, more pies, some more pies, and a few more pies, custard, chocolate, beans, even more pies, did I mention the pies? and some extra pies, just in case ;) Our visitor had travelled a very long way and arrived at about 3pm and I was still trying to finish prep in the crazy heat. I felt sorry for him though as I'd suggested when asked if there was anything I wanted from the shop that some beers might be a good idea... and bless him he arrived with a huge box of them having carried them on foot from the supermarket near the train station. We all needed a cold beer by that point I think so we opened them and got a few in the freezer and some in the fridge. After chatting and drinking for a while finally the session was ready and Maria did a lovely makeover on our guest. We took a few photos and the pies started flying... a fair few of them hitting the wall behind the target instead of the target... many (pre cracked) eggs were smashed onto heads for those pie crimes. We had a fantastic time in the mess and then a break to clean off for part two of the session - the porridge in the gunge tank! However I missed this as the UTTER BASTARDS did it without me while I was in the shower! Goddammit I wanted to at least take pics! ;) We had some help with clean up from our guest and it was a good job too with all that mess - we also at this point had to start thinking about getting the place sorted and deep cleaned for the beginning of hosting a three day shoot with messymayhem so after some initial clean up, we took the pool outside for a thorough hosing down and then realised we hadn't eaten yet and it was too late and we were too tired to go out for food as planned. So we made some room in the messy room (no choice, it contains my dining table! lol) and ordered a lovely curry from a local place... got through plenty of those beers too!
Day Fifteen: 21st July - a day off for Maria and she went off for a walk with the previous days sploshy visitor before his train back, and then to do Maria type things including a trip to the town I used to live in for a nice meal and to visit a couple of friends. I stayed home to attempt to prepare the place for messymayhem's three day shoot, with the help of Steve the cleaning fairy. We replaced all the wam room floor covering and some of the plastic on the walls, got a bunch of laundry, washing up and drying up done, cleaned pie splatter off the ceiling, had a load of excess rubbish picked up that had been building up steadily outside (18 bags!) roughly organised the laundry, got the boxes of gunge ready, emptied all my amazon pantry boxes that had been clogging up the messy room and got their contents neatly filed away in my wam cupboard, then broke down the cardboard for recycling, cleaned some chairs that had been used for wam and the last of the porridge out of the top of the gunge tank, cleaned the bathroom, stacked the buckets, took delivery of all the catering for the duration of messymayhem and various other tasks. I then threw him in the mud pool and left him to float about while I finished faffing about cleaning stuff then I waved him off, messymayhems Bosunbob arrived and then later Maria got back and we all spent the evening chatting and planning various things for the course of filming
Day Sixteen: 22nd July - MESSYMAYHEM! Bob and I are up early to prep closely followed by Maria, three other models and gunge tank operator Joe, and then follows an absolutely exhausting but brilliant day with not only being gunge mixer and caterer but fitting in shoots with an unexpected extra model + Maria, also the first time I met Katie the model I have posted about sessions being available with recently. https://umd.net/forums/sessions-available-at-custard Everyone is brilliant and we get loads done including the brilliant and crazy film with Faye, Maria and the Croc... Later on Henners arrives ready to be photographer + helper and we have a slightly boozy BBQ for dinner
Day Seventeen: 23rd July - MESSYHAYHEM! Brilliant day again, slightly less exhausting having Henry around to help. All the models are brilliant again and it was great to meet them (and mess them!) and yet again loads gets done filming between 11am and 6pm Later on it's time for a pub meal. Very nice it was too!
Day Eighteen: 24th July - MESSYMAYHEM! Unbelievably, still no disasters, everyone is brilliant yet again, and loads done again... and a different pub meal later to celebrate a completely successful three days! Phew! An entertaining time was had yet again when the neighbour, peering over the fence at Maria hosing off buckets outside asked us if we'd been having a paint party - Henners said um, yeah!... now that will usually make someone sod off and mind their own business but no not this time. She just stood there watching while I was trying to tell Maria what she'd said (the hose is noisy) and oh man that was awkward... funny though! Sorry for the short updates on these messymayhem days but I don't want to give away too much about what was going on cos obviously we were hosting for a different producer and he likes to give you all some surprises here and there so I'm keeping it all brief. However do take a look at this little sneak preview of some of things that were filmed for my store during the mayhem... https://umd.net/forums/sneak-preview
Day Nineteen: 25th July - After waving off Bob on his travels back home, Maria and I are straight back into the session pool again with a load of pies and sweet stuff - delish! We also got an awesome GIF of me splatting the first pie in her face. Sploshtastic! Later on I start feeling ill with a fever, cough, sore throat, cold... uh - oh!
Day Twenty: 26th July - After hardly any sleep and feeling terrible, I get up to prep today's session - a pretty big one and I had been looking forward to this one for ages but sadly I had to bow out after prepping and then briefly being gunge tank operator, and leave our visitor in the capable hands of Maria. Eventually I felt so awful I had to go back to bed in the hope of getting the worst of it over with so that I'd be OK for the following day. Maria did a great job and all was fine but I was very sad to miss it but delighted I at least managed the prep.
Day Twenty-one - 27th July - still poorly and not one but two sessions today! One duo with Maria and I which focused on messing up hair and pie splats, then the rest of the day off for Maria and she went off to do Maria things again. Very sensible to get away from my germs I think. I prepped the second session and that one was all me being a quite evil 'school bully' and covering my victim in everything from the 'school' canteen. Great fun! I was exhausted and still feeling ill though so I left the clean up for the next day and marathon watched 'Stranger Things' on netflix (really amazing btw everyone should watch it!)
Day Twenty-two - 28th July - up early again for prep and to finish clean up from the following day... two sessions for me again, one of them a duo with Maria. First of all I was treated to amazing stash of about 5 new outfits just before our first session - a lovely selection of sweet stuff, cakes, pies, custard etc plus me and Maria. We messed up our visitor good n proper and then let him get his revenge on us. Then we cleaned up and I finished prep for my second session - it was complete chaos for a few reasons - with needing lots and lots of buckets of gunge again and making those amazing tiswas style pies again (thankfully with some help!), the guy that mows my lawn turning up mid session and also Steve the cleaning fairy arriving to help too early. Thankfully Maria was around to answer the door and stuff otherwise that could have been a nightmare. I was very glad of Steve's help that day I was still suffering with bronchitis and feeling a bit weak and feeble. A bit later on I then waved Maria off for her travels to Saturation Hall up at Langstonedale https://umd.net/forums/mypierogative-returns-to-satur
Day Twenty-three: 29th July - A very quiet house and spent the morning making the place suitable for the gas man to do a gas safety inspection - though he never showed up! Later on it was just a small session for me as Domme getting my victim in bondage and of course thoroughly messed. Finally starting to feel better!
Day Twenty-four: 30th July - Maria is still away and I have another small session again as the evil messy Domme. Muahahaha
Day Twenty-five: 31st July - A blissful day off! Just milling about catching up on laundry and cleaning and continuing to marathon 'Stranger Things' - had some help from Cuddles again too thank goodness to finish cleaning up some stuff and try and get back on top of everything
Day Twenty-six: 1st August - another quiet day off just cleaning and getting some more supplies in for the craziness about to start again!
Day Twenty-seven: 2nd August - Maria arrives back from muddy and gungey adventures around Langstonedale and Saturation hall - shortly after, our session visitor arrives with three gigantic cheesecakes to add to the session and a cheeky grin, and cross dresses in a gorgeous white outfit for us to trash - I have prepped a big session for us with all sweet stuff and pies and the visitor kindly allowed me to film proceedings for a possible download so watch this space! So much amazing fun trashing that white outfit, and Maria and I getting trashed ourselves in slinky outfits with black stockings
Day Twenty-eight: 3rd August - the same person who got me all the outfits returns for another duo session with us, and this time he brings some extra outfits and undies for Maria too - aww what a sweetheart! This time the tables are turned and it's me and Maria messed up first before we get sweet, splatty messy revenge on him!
Day Twenty-nine: 4th August - Today's visitor arrived with wine and chocolates for us both... ahhh so lovely! Today is a duo session split into two parts - first of all brilliantly muddy with all three of us letting the mud fill our clothes, floating around, head dunking and being silly, then stripping and my obsession with massaging Maria's ass becoming clear.... then a clean off and new outfits and we challenged our sessionee to get messed up and have his outfit filled with treacle and custard, and then he could mess us up but without using his hands. The result was hilarious and surprisingly messy! Then the treacle started leaking out of his outfit and getting everywhere and by the end we all looked as if we'd been swimming in it! Later on Maria went off out to do Maria things again and I started prepping for the next day knowing it would be an absolutely massive session!
Day Thirty: 5th August - A very super special birthday session with Snap, the person singlehandedly responsible for me inventing the asploshalypse with his taste for absolutely giant amounts of mess! The prep for this took me all night - about 14 hours total for 20 buckets worth plus 150 wam items and I've included a link to my YouTube vid showing the result of all the prep. Maria arrived back and we got dressed and eagerly awaited Snap the birthday boy. He arrived and holy crap the session was amazing with all that stuff. Very tit for tat crazy messiness, a full tank gunging, endless buckets, endless pies, custard, choc, strawberry and toffee syrups, icing sugar, porridge, gunge, huge 7kg containers of treacle and golden syrup, smaller tins of treacle, cakes, cream... wow... wow wow wow.. Nearing the end of the session thing got hilarious. We had been filling up buckets of the resulting (very deep!) slop in the pool and throwing it over each other, when one went over Snaps head. Maria then left the bucket on his head and with impeccable timing he burped the loudest burp we ever heard. Never seen or heard anything so funny as that in all my life... the bucket made it so loud and looked so ridiculously silly. Perfect slapstick! We were all rolling around laughing for ages til we cried and our sides hurt. My face hurt - an absolutely brilliant time! Later on Steve the cleaning fairy made another appearance and mucked out the huge amounts in the pool and bottom of the gunge tank - it was SO desperately needed by this point as with that much mess it would have taken us forever and poor Maria had hurt her wrist so would have been trying it one handed - so thank you Steve that was a massive help. There was so much in the end though that we had to finish clean up as a team of three with Maria hosing off buckets, Me filling rubbish bags and putting out recycling and Steve finishing off the pool and emptying the buckets so Maria didn't have to carry anything heavy with that dodgy wrist. Later on Henners arrived again and we all had a Chinese takeaway (which was two hours late!)
Day Thirty-one: 6th August - a day of customs and filming! Maria had a few customs she needed to film so we did those all day. A nice fairly chilled day of filming and having brilliant fun. One was wetlook, two were with pies, and one in the gunge tank... I even used some special pie crusts I'd been saving for ages, I'm sure you'll see the results soon! I might nab a couple of screenshots to add to the picture collection below... Later on we had a flying visit from a long time umd member who drove all the way from London to help clean up due to Maria's poorly wrist, I cooked chicken and chorizo paella and then Maria and our lovely cleaner upper went down into the town to investigate a small music festival that was going on
Day Thirty-two: 7th August - We tried to set up my slip n slide today outside but it was too windy and we needed tent pegs (don't have any) - booo so today was just catching up on laundry, finding specific outfits and Maria packing to go for even more messy times at Jellyncustard's in London - It was a good job we didn't manage to set up the slip n slide as there was literally only enough time for all the laundry and packing etc. Henners and I sadly waved her off, all of us knackered but happy. Then later on I had to say goodbye again to Henners and now here I am writing this in a very quiet house. No rest for the wicked though with a session again tomorrow for me... the madness continues! Then this week I also need to edit 6 or so videos, unfuck my entire house and start planning outfits and mess for the shoots at the Bristol splunch where Maria and I shall meet and shoot again, along with Jellyncustard and also DM1 and his new model Honeysuckle. Plus we'll be meeting all the other splunchers - if you're not already planning to go, you definitely should! See the thread about it here!https://umd.net/forums/bristol-splunch-18-20th-augu
Today - 8th August - day one post Mariafest the house is all quiet again and I'm up at 6am to prep for a session at 9am... a makeover for a CD plus of course a complete trashing - and revenge on me too! Now it's pretty much all cleaned up and I'm sitting at my desk finishing writing all this and putting all the pics and vids and links together (and waiting for umd to be back up and running again)
The End... (for now!)
Here's a few of the downloads that have resulted from this Mariafest:
New gunge testing in PVC https://umd.net/forums/maria-tests-amazing-new-gunge
Ladywank Tank https://umd.net/download_info/ladywank-tank
Caged Candy https://umd.net/forums/candy-is-caged-trashed-punis
Spandex & trainers in the gunge tank https://umd.net/forums/candys-new-gunge-tanks-maiden
Penny's dream https://umd.net/forums/penny-lee-covered-in-chocolate
Maria and Faye in the mud https://umd.net/forums/maria-introduces-faye-to-the-m
Maria and Faye and the croc! https://umd.net/download_info/superman-vs-alice-vs-crocodile
Enjoy the following collection of random pics and vid clips from all the aforementioned days of sploshy daftness!
pie gif https://twitter.com/therealzedman/status/760401962252861440
See the UMD thread for all the random pics! https://umd.net/forums/mypie--candy-end-of-mariafes